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TheInternetCritic t1_iycdigq wrote

Y'all take your phones to the bathroom?

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prochnost1 t1_iycuq7s wrote

How am i supposed to take a shit without my phone? Lol

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Solid-Brother-1439 t1_iydlwe2 wrote

Always found it disgusting. You just keep there breathing a shit load of fecal coliforms. Just take your shit and move on.

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prochnost1 t1_iydmehx wrote

Man i dont take long to shit because i carry my phone

I carry my phone because i cant shit in 30 seconds and i cant look to the wall for 15 minutes

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Solid-Brother-1439 t1_iydnol1 wrote

Oh, in this case it makes perfect sense to bring your phone haha. My bad.

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Sokromatrix t1_iyelyp6 wrote

This may be unhealthy, but I try to shit for 1 minute and then stop and save the rest for tomorrow so I don't waste time shitting. This doesn't hurt and is really easy. Just when everything comes out well I shit for like 2-4 minutes.

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_FowlPlay_ t1_iycy78s wrote

I honestly don't know about you mate, but I'd rather not be in there longer than I have to be. Shit stinks.

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