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LoganOfDoom t1_iyf0b4q wrote

"You are strong and wise <name> and i am very proud of you"

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JM0176 t1_iyf528i wrote

If an inch of my dick was in your ass, and an inch of your dick was in your mom’s ass, are you moving forward or backward?

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Spiffsterrr t1_iyezekx wrote

As my best friend I wanted to be the first to tell you I now I identify as a pasta noodle my new pronouns are rigatoni/Linguine I hope you can respect my decision and accept me for who I wanna be

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melted__butter t1_iyf2s35 wrote

Are you a school because I want to shoot some kids inside you

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Psychadellic t1_iyf82ty wrote

Hug them and say: I know everything

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SpacemaN_literature t1_iyezm4x wrote

Tell them You really like being their friend and need to get something off your chest, the guilt is over bearing, and apologize for farting on his/her food one time for a practical joke but ended not going through with it because you realized after the moment it was actually really dumb and not funny at all.

Then proceed to ask for forgiveness.

Redditors, if you care for this persons friendship, please do not upvote.

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