Submitted by TheTrueBattle t3_z94tok in memes
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TheTrueBattle OP t1_iyeyv9o wrote
oh god have mercy
johnnyroams t1_iyeyx1t wrote
I was going to put much worse but I ended it there
Spiffsterrr t1_iyezekx wrote
As my best friend I wanted to be the first to tell you I now I identify as a pasta noodle my new pronouns are rigatoni/Linguine I hope you can respect my decision and accept me for who I wanna be
SpacemaN_literature t1_iyezm4x wrote
Tell them You really like being their friend and need to get something off your chest, the guilt is over bearing, and apologize for farting on his/her food one time for a practical joke but ended not going through with it because you realized after the moment it was actually really dumb and not funny at all.
Then proceed to ask for forgiveness.
Redditors, if you care for this persons friendship, please do not upvote.
LoganOfDoom t1_iyf0b4q wrote
"You are strong and wise <name> and i am very proud of you"
SpacemaN_literature t1_iyf0p8m wrote
I am so proud of this community
Gold-Onion-7627 t1_iyf1zjb wrote
Let's get some cocaine and strippers.
cottonfarmers t1_iyf2bk7 wrote
Let's measure dicks
melted__butter t1_iyf2s35 wrote
Are you a school because I want to shoot some kids inside you
TimberBoy69 t1_iyf5vah wrote
may god have mercy on you because the comments section sure won't.
Psychadellic t1_iyf82ty wrote
Hug them and say: I know everything
johnnyroams t1_iyeyse0 wrote
"I'm gay for you"