Submitted by letsjakeonit t3_z90ga4 in memes
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gingiviitis t1_iyeb0yu wrote
I wish i was a cow
ADsingh05 t1_iyebl7x wrote
You are to some extent, you can be milked in some shape or form, regardless of your gender.
gingiviitis t1_iyebp0c wrote
Holy cow
letsjakeonit OP t1_iyebueg wrote
Tempting
Cheez_Itz_Christ_ t1_iyec0o3 wrote
It’s the right side for me, I rather die alone without the pain of loosing the one I loved. Who knows maybe somewhere down the hall a door will open up, that lets me choose again.
MysteriousAd3303 t1_iyedbzr wrote
Not if you become an airline pilot.
YourDadWasAGoodLay t1_iyee0iu wrote
Affectionate-Boot-96 t1_iyeeitd wrote
Ah yes, optimism
AdmiredZKAReddit t1_iyeht3c wrote
This is dark...
MickeyTM t1_iyekqvx wrote
You can milk anything with nipples
Saldrakka t1_iyengc5 wrote
Damn beat me to it
_chicken_alfredo_ t1_iyenzxs wrote
Sir this is a meme page
oreo_cookie01 t1_iyeogfj wrote
One is never truly alone as long as you believe in our lord and savour Danny Devito
hornystoner737 t1_iyeu0gu wrote
Not if you’re in a bus/train crash
iammeghdad t1_iyeu3ao wrote
It's not always die alone. One will die alone, one will die near their partner
MysteriousShadow__ t1_iyevebj wrote
DudeManBroGuy42069 t1_iyevtc4 wrote
r/BeatMeToIt
JackStar11 t1_iyex337 wrote
It's not the way the story ends, it the fun you have until you get there
where_didIcome_from t1_iyexj51 wrote
Jeez what do I even hope for
I guess being married means I have a 50% chance of not dying alone, but at that point would I really want to leave my SO on their own? Is that even something to hope for either way?
OBLVN-- t1_iyeyknq wrote
Almonds
Bennito_bh t1_iyf0pl7 wrote
My good friend passed away last night. His wife was with him. He won’t be there when she goes.
letsjakeonit OP t1_iyf22fj wrote
Sorry for your loss
Bennito_bh t1_iyf2ziz wrote
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klausgfx t1_iyf3wmg wrote
r/BeatMeatToIt
BlooPancakes t1_iyf53wl wrote
One of them has large periods of that sick lonely feeling.
It’s more about the time spent with those you love.
Longshot1969 t1_iyf5u92 wrote
Over 50 percent of marriages end in divorce. Guess the choice is living alone or living alone AND broke
Fancy-Contribution14 t1_iyf9btn wrote
“Born alone, die alone, no matter who your man is. Just hope I live long enough to tell it to my grandkids.”-MF DOOM
Makeamuksu t1_iye9vnc wrote
True