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Ghasty_001 t1_iy8dk5j wrote

Reply to comment by siddharth_pillai in Fair system by Andrevery

I imagine aftwr the final fight in the 7tb book/8th film.

"Guys, okey, you defended the school and all, but you created a mess, -1000 points to all houses except slytherings who were in prison"

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dummypod t1_iy8r6az wrote

-10000 points to slytherin for being inherently bad

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PillowTalk420 t1_iy8s0yn wrote

-100 points for Slytherin for not even having a single student who speaks Parceltongue.

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SpoconyPolak500 t1_iy8t9ml wrote

-1 000 000 points for Slytherin, beacouse they are the bad guys!

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ccReptilelord t1_iy9akxy wrote

A special -10,000,000 points to Slytherin for getting -1,000,000 points.

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ThrownawayCray t1_iy8tccq wrote

Why did this make me laugh so hard

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dummypod t1_iyaw4mc wrote

Because from the way Rowling wrote the Slytherins.... being evil is like their core value, not aMbiTion or cUnNiNg

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EphemeralMemory t1_iy8yf04 wrote

I think Rowling retconned this after the final book was released, saying Slughorn came back with a small army of slytherins to combat voldemort, to give slytherin a bit of positive exposure.

Not sure how that worked out specifically, but apparently it was a verified retcon.

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Ghasty_001 t1_iy8zceo wrote

She also retconed the skin of hermione so I don't care what she says

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siddharth_pillai t1_iy963ex wrote

She just said that because people were hating on the actress playing Hermione in The Cursed Child

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m7samuel t1_iy8yvcc wrote

I don't think the world is ready for software patches for books.

She wrote what she wrote, what even is a "verified retcon"?

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Ghasty_001 t1_iy8zgey wrote

She twitted "Harry should have been with Hermione". Like, lady, you wrote the story.

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siddharth_pillai t1_iy96c9f wrote

I'm not joking when I say that she once said

>Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence.

The above is a direct quote

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sulris t1_iy9yi5p wrote

Lol. If you could do that, why even adopt modern plumbing. Complete waste.

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EphemeralMemory t1_iy8z9qt wrote

I don't personally like it either, and in my headcannon it never happened.

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Definiod t1_iy8lktq wrote

I think you mean patrick star from spongebob show.

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