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TheOFCThouZands t1_j2bi8dr wrote

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SEVEN FOOT??

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Smoovemammajamma t1_j2bt6e0 wrote

"BEHEMOTH!" the passerby shouted as anon and his colossal gf walk by

"Just ignore him, he's just jealous," anon said to his fair skinned giant.

She took a deep breath and shouted to the sky in despair and hunger

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"Fee-fi-fo-fum,

I smell the blood of an Englishman,

Be he alive, or be he dead

I'll grind his bones to make my bread!"

https://youtu.be/APgK-b9Nlgc

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Listless_Reprobate t1_j2c2k3q wrote

I’ll bet he can’t even read her necklace with her giant stompy goth boots on his neck

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