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Smoovemammajamma t1_j2bt6e0 wrote
"BEHEMOTH!" the passerby shouted as anon and his colossal gf walk by
"Just ignore him, he's just jealous," anon said to his fair skinned giant.
She took a deep breath and shouted to the sky in despair and hunger
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"Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread!"
Listless_Reprobate t1_j2c2k3q wrote
I’ll bet he can’t even read her necklace with her giant stompy goth boots on his neck
Zestyclose_Plenty_49 t1_j2cdu5g wrote
...FRAME, rats along her back,when you call her name it all fades to black!
SkylandersKirby t1_j2eeswr wrote
Most people only have 2
ProjectMK1 t1_j2bnp84 wrote
Lucky man
Frisky_Potato42nite t1_j2czgd9 wrote
Uh.... pics?
ShrekTitties420 t1_j2fhdcp wrote
He's on Reddit, hiding behind a weaved web of his own delusions, no one here has girlfriends
kayemenofour t1_j2cshk9 wrote
I imagine she just lifts you up by the waist for that.
tastyyellowbananas t1_j2daenn wrote
send proof please
Your_Saddle_Buddy t1_j2demqd wrote
Me asking God to give me 5 more minutes in this dream
Bananacu t1_j2dyn7c wrote
Snap back to reality. Take your meds
Jmansupertails t1_j2ec585 wrote
Snap back to reality, ohp there goes gravity
TheOFCThouZands t1_j2bi8dr wrote
se-
SEVEN FOOT??