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Prestigious_Goat6969 t1_j29e2ns wrote

Well my two wishes are:

Bring out TES VI

Give me a gaming PC that doesn’t constantly need upgrading! I thought I had a powerful PC with all the best upgrades but nooo I can’t keep up with these games with their fancy graphics and large ram usage I finally get a good PC that plays red dead 2 flawlessly then BOOM new game needs more ram more power more money

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Cmoore1217 t1_j29pxhw wrote

Meanwhile my poor ps4 is playing new games every year and just wants to be out out of its misery

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BAG42069 t1_j2bh0tv wrote

My first wish is to nullify this person’s first wish.
My second is to nullify your second.
And my third is a 2 liter of baja blast

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bd_one t1_j29g8zy wrote

*but will insist that there is no wish gap, or say it's due to personal choice if challenged

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bioasasin5 t1_j29tsun wrote

Aww darn it i wanted soup

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Alekeymer27 t1_j2aekoo wrote

First I want 500 billion dollars in cash (100 dollars bills) in briefcases Second I want nobody to know except of myself

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Gr8estPlan t1_j2a9v81 wrote

Best pun I've every heard.

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CrackheadAlchemist t1_j2ak2iq wrote

I want a demon gf who loves me and will cuddle with me everynight so i dont feel lonely. Thats it. Nothing more.

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Marshall-Of-Horny t1_j2c6dp0 wrote

I wish you also had a demon haunting you everyday so you never feel alone

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CrackheadAlchemist t1_j2d026g wrote

I'd just use my Charisma to convince it to become my bro and play games with me

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Shane_Lizard123 t1_j2aq7rf wrote

I wish you give men zero wishes

Check mate, atheists

[Brought to you by Sarcasm Gang™]

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ZAPNAR6 t1_j2aywut wrote

i wish to be able to break any rule

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chaingun_samurai t1_j2bd09f wrote

Do women's wishes really count, anyway? They still have housework to do and kids to tend to.

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[deleted] t1_j2bsbo1 wrote

So if i wish to be a woman will that leave me with 2 or 1 wish left? And if it's 1 if I wish to revert to a man will that leave me with 1 extra wish or are my wishes finished?

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CaptainNinjaClassic t1_j2bvsfn wrote

  1. I wish for everyone to have to get the same number of wishes, three.

  2. I wish for 420 million dollars

  3. I wish for my grandma to be brought back to life, intact

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Zestyclose_Plenty_49 t1_j2cc1nz wrote

As a man, I will speak and therefore wish for the women, as I, of course, know best.

(/J, just really dark humor)

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2009MEMER t1_j2cpqgk wrote

That's gotta be my new favorite Genie

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yarmsy t1_j2df44v wrote

my third wish is to be turned into a woman just to fuck with this v rude genie

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waterbottleman142 t1_j296dpt wrote

I have 3 wishes.

For the first I wish all women get 3 wishes.

For my second I wish this comment is upvoted by all who see it.

For my third I wish that everyone who replies to this is downvoted by all who see them.

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KumaBearUwU t1_j29ie2j wrote

My first wish is anything this dude wishes is invalid

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DMarko22 t1_j29l0oo wrote

I wish you luck! This mangina must be stopped!

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not_unique_name2 t1_j29oc29 wrote

By the terms of first came - first served, the last one served has the upper hand in this case

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Cmoore1217 t1_j29q2a1 wrote

Reddit has decided your wishes were not meant to come true

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ZAPNAR6 t1_j2azdj7 wrote

how the turn tables turn

i wish to die due to my awful jokes and some shit i say

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