The Friend Zone. It’s nice in here, we’ve got tea and biscuits.

Seriously if it turns out I’m in the Friend Zone, whether “she” sent me there or I went there voluntarily, doesn’t matter. I like to learn from my friends and make positive steps, or at least try to, and I make as much effort with them as they make with me.

If “she” Friendzones me and that’s that then, to quote Liam Lynch: “Whatever”