"I can show you the end of your world"

Everyone's gangster until the guy with the fucking scimitar starts going Old Guard on people.

Ain't never had a friend like an M-16

This is what happens when a media giant has its own town and has to be its own law enforcement…

he's gotta stay one swing ahead of the sword

Prince Ali, dangerous he, likes to go "bla!! bla!!"

‘The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few’-sentinel prime and… Aladdin?

Edited to change way to weigh

Aladdin when someone makes the trolly problem irl

Lmao no, this is not legit

Kill the burger chef to reduce diabetes incidence.

Have you heard of the ship of theseus?

Yeah sure I can confirm this. I don’t have any data, but you might as well believe it if it makes you happy. So yeah, it’s real. :)

Okay, I need to know if this is real, because if it is, that is incredible. Unfortunately, it probably isn’t.

Now I want to see the handbook for villains