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TerrariTheFox t1_j20n1ob wrote
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And his eyes a flaming glow
R3flecs t1_j20nax8 wrote
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
Masterbaitingissport t1_j20nkeu wrote
But to Moscow chicks he such a lovely dear
Khaliseaweeeed t1_j20ny0s wrote
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Character-Good5353 t1_j20o3qw wrote
full of ecstasy and fire
whiskey_jones t1_j20o83l wrote
But he was also the kind of teacher
sami_703 t1_j20ocny wrote
Women would desire...
humusHuman t1_j20oz6d wrote
Ra ra rapsputin lover of the Russian Queen, there was a cat that really was gone...
hungarianbucket t1_j20p4uj wrote
Ra Ra rasputin Russia's greatest love machine
1318998 t1_j20pi9b wrote
It was a shame how he carried on
SpadeOfAce41307 t1_j20q1i0 wrote
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
Civil-Sky-973 OP t1_j20q73x wrote
But the Kazachok he was really wunderbar
alablasterrr t1_j20rewy wrote
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
Spiritual-Chemistry8 t1_j20tzbe wrote
but he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
papertheskeleton t1_j20ugid wrote
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Sg150808 t1_j20urrn wrote
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
scp_79 t1_j20v223 wrote
She believed he was a holy healer
Sg150808 t1_j20v4sz wrote
Who would heal her son
SpadeOfAce41307 t1_j20vexi wrote
Ra ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
FlameTechKnight t1_j20w12b wrote
There was a cat that really was gone!
ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo t1_j20wdsc wrote
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
DeadlyTaxes t1_j20wrl6 wrote
It was a shame how he carried on!
jaydrift07 t1_j20yd9h wrote
But when his drinking and lusting
DeadlyTaxes t1_j20ym42 wrote
And his hunger for power became known to more and more people
RealWatch1 t1_j213is8 wrote
the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder
SpadeOfAce41307 t1_j213zbb wrote
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
PastaAlDente71 t1_j21k03i wrote
But the lady's begged "don't you try to do it please"
Then-Clue6938 t1_j21l0o5 wrote
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Mr_Mc_Nuggets t1_j21motn wrote
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Hammerjaws t1_j21sje1 wrote
The one night of men of higher standing
im-out_of_ideas t1_j21ugua wrote
Set a trap, they're not to blame
Fishbien t1_j21un9r wrote
Come to visit us they kept demanding
im-out_of_ideas t1_j21urw9 wrote
And he really came
Strinick t1_j21uycm wrote
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
Truffle_worm3847 t1_j21xeh2 wrote
they put some poison into his wine
DavidDomin8R t1_j21xmax wrote
Ra ra rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine
Consistent_Feeling11 t1_j21xv6w wrote
He drank it all and said I feel fine
Anaea_YT t1_j220kc7 wrote
ra ra rasputin lover of the russian queen
FunkingUsernamePanda t1_j22eguw wrote
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Cosmicking04 t1_j22fjxo wrote
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine
casualalc t1_j22fwjs wrote
So then they shot him, till he was dead!
FunkingUsernamePanda t1_j22geiu wrote
Oh, those Russians
TheGreenCoconut1 t1_j22jqxm wrote
I love reddit.
Civil-Sky-973 OP t1_j22mshw wrote
Good job folks, you didn't disappoint!
ThrowawayAccAAAAA2 t1_j257wdk wrote
I used to rule the world...
ExchangeLegitimate21 t1_j250swd wrote
There was a man…
tpd1864blake t1_j23exkn wrote
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Anaea_YT t1_j22t9bd wrote
you ruined it
Practical_Zebra1990 t1_j23un4f wrote
ruin this ratio
Anaea_YT t1_j29g5fn wrote
well-played
ImOnMyWayToUranus t1_j21wy4y wrote
There was a cat that really was gone
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DeadlyTaxes t1_j20y723 wrote
And his hunger for power became known to more and more people
PollutionInside3742 t1_j20v7w6 wrote
Who would heal her son
Used-Lunch-6512 t1_j20v4xt wrote
That could heal her son
scp_79 t1_j20uz5c wrote
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
ABritishFemboy t1_j20uyid wrote
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
Pauel3312 t1_j20tzo1 wrote
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
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Smile8000 t1_j20qdhg wrote
[Intsrumental]
Hey, Hey, Hey, hey ...
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Prsnt1 t1_j20q3a1 wrote
he ruled the russian land
Krakenslayer1523 t1_j22d4ch wrote
nevermind the tsar
MrLittleMoo360 t1_j20uldm wrote
Ra ra rasputin russias greatest love machine there was a cat that really was gone
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TerrariTheFox t1_j20o3vy wrote
Full of ectasy and fire
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TroubleSeparate700 t1_j20o4ek wrote
But he also was the kind of teacher
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Women would desire
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TerrariTheFox t1_j21h4zl wrote
What does that even mean
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