Submitted by Bapa_burger t3_zzj1ds in memes
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milk747n6 t1_j2byv03 wrote
I love whoever made this
_Vladimir_Gluten_ t1_j2c7akm wrote
I wants it!
Bapa_burger OP t1_j2c8orn wrote
Bapa_burger OP t1_j2c8t4p wrote
Instantly 😍
whiskey_jones t1_j2c9g2i wrote
Give it to us raw and wiggling!
whiskey_jones t1_j2c9gzq wrote
What's taters, precious?
whiskey_jones t1_j2c9j3a wrote
You don't know where that's been.
YeetmongerExtra t1_j2cf83l wrote
So am I missing something or is OP just saying that he wants a slave?
Assasin_on_fire t1_j2cflkq wrote
worst music artist ever seen. Plus a thief.
Bapa_burger OP t1_j2cgdfs wrote
Watch Lord of the Rings
YeetmongerExtra t1_j2cgy54 wrote
Good to know it's not the latter. That being said, would you be so kind as to explain the joke to me with minimal spoilers?
SufficientBox4418 t1_j2chmcn wrote
Bilbo bagginsess
SufficientBox4418 t1_j2chppw wrote
He steals the ring from the other man in the picture by killing him.
YeetmongerExtra t1_j2cl6wz wrote
Fair, considering this is Cardi B.
Bapa_burger OP t1_j2clw1b wrote
Looool. Yeah I think honestly just the intro of Return of the King will clue you in perfectly. We are all just LOTR nerds so the punchline hits nicely
BringBackDanelaw t1_j2cr51m wrote
"Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me.
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me"
- Hans Christian Andersen, 1850
eigi_einhver t1_j2cuk6q wrote
😂😂😂😂
Ok-Fox-2337 t1_j2d2luo wrote
ah i can sleep peaceful
garbage-at-life t1_j2d5fdo wrote
Po-ta-toes.
figurethisoat t1_j2d6ze4 wrote
she used to be so handsome...
[deleted] t1_j2d7lkp wrote
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kaboomrico t1_j2d87x2 wrote
Me when I forget that I saved and have to go back to save again for the 1000th time
Wizards_Reddit t1_j2dipp9 wrote
Tbh I don’t get that song. Ring doesn’t rhyme with Clean. Songs are meant to rhyme, it’s what makes them a song. But that part is literally just a dumb sentence. It’s dumb
DaJoker231 t1_j2do2d9 wrote
This is the law of amber turd
CrazyCat5749 t1_j2ds7dd wrote
Hey when was the second photo taken? It looks like the one on top but the woman looks younger. . . .
Lol anyone else think that golem/WhateverTFhisnamewas is actually kinda cute in the way he talks?
Baroubuoy t1_j2e7xbq wrote
My precious!
Jay__Kaay t1_j2e8yip wrote
Plus rapist but it's a woman so who cares right
smart_ass_leviathan t1_j2e9n15 wrote
Everyone should know how to clean and cook
MorganFreemansMole t1_j2f0a5c wrote
Every time I see her face I get angry. There is just something so trashy about her entire being. Good meme.
GhostOfTonyFerguson t1_j2fgc80 wrote
They're called tits. They aren't new. They've been weaponized for centuries.
SweetDirect8006 t1_j2fqtwb wrote
Songs don't have to rhyme.
z0mbiefool t1_j2fsuqk wrote
Wizards_Reddit t1_j2ftxfu wrote
They’re not as good if they don’t rhyme
SweetDirect8006 t1_j2fu5zi wrote
Not even remotely true.
Wizards_Reddit t1_j2fu81p wrote
100% true
SweetDirect8006 t1_j2fujb5 wrote
Stairway to Heaven
Wizards_Reddit t1_j2fv4fx wrote
I dont think I've heard that song, who made it? I mightve heard it but I cant remember. If they dont rhyme theyre just poetry
SweetDirect8006 t1_j2fvxac wrote
Bruh it's a Led Zeppelin song. It's definitely a song. Songs don't have to rhyme. Also, songs are technically short poems anyways.
Wizards_Reddit t1_j2fwdts wrote
Oh, wait. I wasnt saying 'Stairway to Heaven' wasnt a song. I was going back to what I'd said before. Sorry if I didnt make that clear. Maybe I should've put that last sentence as a separate paragraph. From the short clip of the WAP I heard its not just that the line doesnt rhyme, it didnt sound like it matched the tempo of the song, like she stopped the song and just said a sentence.
SweetDirect8006 t1_j2fxbiw wrote
Oh, my bad. Anyways, I still don't think songs have to rhyme, "Stairway to Heaven" being a good example.
Also, WAP kinda sucks. No disagreement there.
HomieDaClown9 t1_j2bvyna wrote
Nasty little hobbitses