“Click next to move onto the next step”

Old people: “I put in the information but it’s not doing anything”

“You need to enter your username and password”

Old person: I NEED TO WHO MY WHAT NOW? Oh my lord this is just so confusing.

Then they still complain and say it’s not working when they did absolutely nothing to complete every step of the process. “This phone can’t tell me what to do! I fought in the war!!!”

So true haha. (There was a phone company once in 1992 around Oklahoma which used to sell instructions or manuals on how to enter certain keys. They made sure to intergrate each button in a way which alright I guess no-one should be reading this anymore at this point. I don't know what to write from here on out chubi wubi tooty fruity i don't know, have some wine, have a biscuit. My neme Jeff. Gugugiga. Gaga gu gu gigu. I need to go to the toilet RIGHT NOW. I guess I should close with somethin related to my fake story so people won't notice which is why it's always important to watch out for frauds in the telephone business. There are plenty ways to avoid complicated manuals and today's phone companies do it right!

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Yet they still buy them, knowing full well this would happen.

"It said to press any key to continue, but I can't find the Any key."

I think you misspelled, "Me when you put white text on a bright background."

I tried it with dark text and it made it literally unreadable. Sorry I did my best.