Submitted by SodiiumGames t3_10pobhy in memes
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SodiiumGames OP t1_j6lxe1u wrote
I honestly wish someone would turn the bible into an anime
Cbjmac t1_j6nqdh8 wrote
It would get removed from every single platform if it did
HotPocket_Consumed t1_j6llws1 wrote
Jesus is God
Ok_Occasion_8559 t1_j6otqc8 wrote
Jesus is G.O.D. (Gold Oil Drugs). 'muriKKKa is an empire of useful idiots on roids. Nothing but brown people killing sprees on behalf of Lord White Jesus ever since the Good Ship Jesus set shore with a boatload of slaves for the New World!!!
SirDumblord t1_j6p65ce wrote
Wow, I thought i was king of stupidity but here is my crown of stupidity
Scribe_WarriorAngel t1_j6lwy9j wrote
New Testament God?
Then the Lamb broke open the fourth seal; and I heard the fourth living creature say, “Come!” 8 I looked, and there was a pale-colored horse. Its rider was named Death, and Hades[a] followed close behind. They were given authority over one fourth of the earth, to kill by means of war, famine, disease, and wild animals.
ScarletBall t1_j6lla6u wrote
Alot happened in the Old Testament 🧘♂️ God was always a good, though
BeliefBuildsBombs t1_j6m0wj5 wrote
Exactly, a lot happened in the Old Testament and most of it was done by humans. Jesus is God and God is the same from the beginning to the end and forever.
erickson666 t1_j6lzom4 wrote
Nah
Le_Babnan t1_j6m3yd2 wrote
Well I wouldn't say ALWAYS. He did commit a few genocides
Scary_Environment274 t1_j6m4df6 wrote
He is also the person who made everything and gave everything life. So i would say he can do as he pleases. It's like if you make a car, you can take it apart, or crush it, no one is gonna tell you that you can't, after all it's your handwork that went into it.
Le_Babnan t1_j6m4y26 wrote
Ah yes. Ownership. What a lovely father. One who loves us so much he can kill us as he wills
Please never have kids if that's how you see things
Scary_Environment274 t1_j6mx0v4 wrote
It's not how i see things, it's how i would see things if i were a all knowing being that can make and break as i please.
But i also feel like people are missing the point, he doesn't want to kill us. But he makes no exceptions when sin is involved, which is why the flood happened, and then after that, he said, i can see that humans aren't good at hart, so then he made rules.
Now He doesn't wipe out people, but instead He says that the reward for sin is death. This death is not the one you die in human form, but the one your soul experiences, since it ends up in hell, which is God's version of death.
He is truly like a parent now, follow my rules or suffer the consequences. I think it's fair. Note you don't have to follow it, but as i said - consequences.
RudionRaskolnikov t1_j6nv6j3 wrote
Ya I don't think we as humans should expect kindness from God(or whatever higher being there exists).
Cause if there is a being like that who truly exists, he wouldn't see us as we see each other or how we even see animals.
From his vantage point we would be no different from insects. Like pest, he could get rid of us in the millions without thinking twice or having any moral apprehension.
I mean how often do you feel guilty after crushing a mosquito? Or calling pest control to kill termites?
So it's not that he is our father in the human sense, of a father or son relationship because a father and son are more less equals or atleast grow to be so in intellect, strength etc.
But this being could never have such a relationship with us.
So we are more like a bunch of ants in his box, which he can observe whenever he wants if he finds it fun or interesting in what funny, stupid ways we act and behave OR he can eradicate us with a magnifying glass if he so chooses.
El-Dc_kagachinchetas t1_j6mn0zt wrote
Did you have a father?
Le_Babnan t1_j6p6d2e wrote
No, I was born to a virgin mother
ChesterWillard t1_j6lwbjy wrote
Anyone thinking this has not read the whole OT and definitely not read the ending of the NT....
whiskey_jones t1_j6lnhf5 wrote
Until you get to Revelation and Psycho Dad is back with a vengeance...
DaSmartestIdiot t1_j6omsox wrote
True but 99% of people he killed deserved it
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Good meme tho
LiamColeE t1_j6lq2ds wrote
God in real life:
[deleted] t1_j6ml0eb wrote
Book of Revelation
"Yeah I don't exist..."
BigBadRhinoCow t1_j6mor30 wrote
Time to get the popcorn before heading into the Comments
DaSmartestIdiot t1_j6omgio wrote
ikr same
Suspicious-Coyote-51 t1_j6my0uc wrote
Can we talk about how everyone assumed Satan or lucifer is the God of all evil but if God is God doesn't that make it the God of evil too
AkumaDaemon t1_j6nf9r4 wrote
God killed more people than Satan
DaSmartestIdiot t1_j6oml4a wrote
Then satan tortured those people in hell
AkumaDaemon t1_j6ond8o wrote
*God proceeds to sit in a chair and watch as the people in Hell burn for their sins*
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Trojan_fed t1_j6o9v9b wrote
😂😂😂😂
BananakinsPeel t1_j6lkkef wrote
It's all nah nah nah my kid killed himself, we're good
RetroCompute t1_j6mgoto wrote
Duh, the OT god and NT god are different gods ;) Welcome to Gnosticism.
MyMansInComatose t1_j6mtzll wrote
dude can't keep his son alive, and expects me to trust him with my life??
DaSmartestIdiot t1_j6omhsk wrote
well your still alive
MyMansInComatose t1_j6oo7sd wrote
hardly, my appendix is bothering me, and I have horrible asthma,
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youarefartnews t1_j6lpq3d wrote
Could be two different gods. After all, one of the commandments heavily implies the existence of other gods and the Abrahamic god not wanting any of them to come before themselves.
WDGASTER6 t1_j6myzbz wrote
No, he is called the same things in the New Testament, including “the God of Jacob” (Acts 7:32)
youarefartnews t1_j6nbcmp wrote
Exactly what a God would tell people if it wanted to take another's followers with minimal effort
WDGASTER6 t1_j6o52c8 wrote
Something I failed to mention, the “other gods” thing was supposed to simply mean not worshiping pagan gods like Zeus, and not putting anything above God
youarefartnews t1_j6osjf5 wrote
Exactly, and there is no legitimate way to simultaneously claim that Abrahamic God exists and the other gods humans wrote about did not.
Saying the Bible is proof for this claim is the ultimate "just trust me dude." Like killing someone then telling the police they should just believe when you say you didn't, because why would you lie?
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Itsthecookiechef t1_j6ljr67 wrote
I hate how right this is
BramblesCrash t1_j6lndne wrote
He killed his own son
BoomBoxBoxBox t1_j6lqmm0 wrote
He killed his son to save all of us...
BramblesCrash t1_j6lqo5o wrote
From what?
BoomBoxBoxBox t1_j6lqsg1 wrote
Sin, by dying on the cross he gave us eternal life
No_Application_1219 t1_j6lz6bl wrote
I sill can die
BoomBoxBoxBox t1_j6lzkav wrote
In this life, yes
BramblesCrash t1_j6lqtwq wrote
Where did sin come from?
BeliefBuildsBombs t1_j6m10ab wrote
Sin entered the world when Adam ate the forbidden fruit.
BoomBoxBoxBox t1_j6lqxzp wrote
Our free will. We couldn't truly love god if we had no choice and were made to. We can only love god if we truly choose to
BramblesCrash t1_j6lrc1w wrote
God isn't powerful enough to make people who could truly love him without introducing evil and suffering upon the world?
BoomBoxBoxBox t1_j6lsdg4 wrote
The Devil caused Adam and Eve to fall into sin. Sin is a sickness, one we are cleansed of after death. I've yet to find an answer to that question, but for me, I don't need all the answers to believe. Faith is always part of a religion.
BramblesCrash t1_j6lszxk wrote
Where did the devil come from?
jsementj t1_j6lv3vb wrote
he was an angel i believe called lucifer, he was turned into satan and converted maybe atleast 1/3 of the angels into demons(according to my memory from a very open minded catholic school) because he tried to go beyond god.
Scary_Environment274 t1_j6m4nse wrote
His original name was not lucifer, we actually were never told his original angelic name. God gave him a lot of power and then he went power mad pretty much.
BramblesCrash t1_j6lv8is wrote
Was God not powerful enough to create a good angel or did he just not see it coming?
PastaFucker1 t1_j6lxun9 wrote
Bro read the Epicurean paradox and think he smart 💀
BoomBoxBoxBox t1_j6n3e8q wrote
Angels also have free will
SirDumblord t1_j6p6kso wrote
Read the Bible and find out
BramblesCrash t1_j6p77tj wrote
Really reading the Bible is like the number one reason former Christians cite for becoming an atheist. I am biblically literate.
WDGASTER6 t1_j6mymve wrote
That would violate our free will
BramblesCrash t1_j6o3gr7 wrote
So God isn't very competent? It seems like everything he made breaks in terrible ways. Why can't God make people with free wills who choose not to sin? For that matter, why does he even want to be worshipped?
WDGASTER6 t1_j6o4h7z wrote
If he makes us choose not to sin, then it’s not us choosing, it’s him making us not sin. Also, worship can simply mean respecting and serving him, other things such as music are optional.
BramblesCrash t1_j6o5o0v wrote
He hardened Pharaoh's heart, where's Pharaoh's free will?
Wood_On_Fire t1_j6lpuze wrote
Is Saturn any different?
BramblesCrash t1_j6lpzgg wrote
Saturn is better because he doesn't pretend to be a good guy
SodiiumGames OP t1_j6lntek wrote
I mean, he had a reason
BramblesCrash t1_j6lnwhe wrote
Yeah, that kid was a little shit and he got what was coming to him
Molvaeth t1_j6lwrhb wrote
Aye, you could make a series out of the Old Testament that would put GoT to shame.
i.e. Tamar