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UniqueUsername82D t1_j6jnuzt wrote
8 billion people in the world and there's 12 personalities?
Mmk.
SlideItIn100 t1_j6jt8vm wrote
Right!?
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Vast_Relationship_72 t1_j6lv51k wrote
12/12
maxcorrice t1_j6llhtq wrote
Actually there’s only 2
scorpio and all the others
personnumber698 t1_j6m4wa9 wrote
Only a Gemini would say such things.
maxcorrice t1_j6n8nnm wrote
I’m a scorpio
personnumber698 t1_j6nnehd wrote
No you aren't. A Scorpio would never do that.
Sinewave90 t1_j6kbj1t wrote
On the basis of their observations and calculations, the Babylonians divided the sky into twelve areas, each of which was assigned a figure, a name, and a specific meaning.
Runelite_HD t1_j6kheh7 wrote
Aquarius!
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus.
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing whack-a-mole 17 hours a day.
CT_4269 t1_j6kj3cj wrote
Pisces!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the ebola virus
You are the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Deadsoup77 t1_j6kpwp4 wrote
Aries!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that 40 pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
MyFutureAsAFreyan t1_j6mahgd wrote
Taurus!
You will never find true happiness. Whatcha gonna do? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.
Cister0 t1_j6me39n wrote
Scorpio!
Your feeling have been hurt again, so dig that hole, harden your exo-skeleton, and never interact with anybody ever again. And if they try, inject poison.
KuraidoV t1_j6nkf2g wrote
Saggitarius!
All your friends are laughing behind your back
(music stops)
KILL THEM.
Take down all those naked pictures of
Ernest Borgnine, you've got hanging in your den
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UniqueUsername82D t1_j6kyrnf wrote
What's that gotta do with there being 12 personalities in the world?
Sinewave90 t1_j6mwgvb wrote
Those are the origins of the zodiacs, all the 12 zodiac signs are star constellations from those 12 areas, it's believed that the babylonians basically invented the horoscope 3000 to 4000 years ago (IIRC but no clue how accurate that is tbh)
peipei222 t1_j6osoce wrote
What's that gotta do with there being 12 personalities in the world?
mrfroggyman t1_j6m252m wrote
No cuz I'm "ascendant Gemini" or some bullshit
Which mean you can COMBINE STUFF FOR MORE NUANCE
"Wait that trait is wrong???? Mmmmmmm That must be because of your ascendant"
LiveLoveLaughable t1_j6mhksy wrote
There was a rock in a space somewhere, so now you are more frugal! Because somehow your personality is decided by the moment your mom pushes you out. Not by conception, not genes, not slowly formed while your brain formed. Nope. Oh and also it will cause you to have a bad Thursday at work next week. Bye!
UniqueUsername82D t1_j6mvlj6 wrote
Such a Capricorn thing to say.
ViralSword t1_j6ko74u wrote
Ikr bullshit
Avo2099isme t1_j6maomo wrote
There's actually a different personality for every day. And the moon and sun and other planets you were born in matters. There are thousand of slightly different personalities, like the real world
UniqueUsername82D t1_j6mvif5 wrote
Nope. That's not how any of this works.
foxxo90 t1_j6ldid4 wrote
Actually in the mbti(that isn't a bullshit) we have 16 personalities
UniqueUsername82D t1_j6lfr8m wrote
Oof, that's been disproven hard.
peipei222 t1_j6mbqg5 wrote
That's just astrology+ my dude. It's literally the same shit but pretending it's more scientific than astrology.
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