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naerisadon t1_j6k2vfh wrote

A friend of mine said

You re obviously not a lion, everything but a lion

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Well let me tell you the story of my birth...

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Jamie_FindThatVideo t1_j6kgopx wrote

This lion, the king of the jungle, with this big giant mane, and this hot, smothering weather in Africa. And the small lions come up and poke at him, bite on his ear, bite on his neck, and the lioness comes over and bugs him. Then you’ve got the jackals and the rest of the wilderness looking and seeing these lions on the mountaintop. They come over and bother him. They eat all his food…

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Believer4 t1_j6l8bqp wrote

Sounds like the beginning of a Doofenshmirtz backstory

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