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BasakaIsTheStrongest t1_j6kqbdl wrote

“I can guess your sign in 12 tries.”

“A scorpio, eh? Let me guess: you breathe oxygen, and enjoy things you like. Your horoscope says to trust people, unless they’re untrustworthy.”

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Behzadhsh13 t1_j6m2w4d wrote

My sign is dark coffee and a pack of marlboros. Wonder what my horoscope says.

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MikAnxious t1_j6m3r1h wrote

Why tf would anyone tell a Scorpio to trust people? 🫠

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