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LaRata59 t1_j6aoqqw wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:45 PM

Jesus probably came himself, shit, pissed, and vomited after death. Probably woke up to a whole mess. All fairytales tho

thijs1311 OP t1_j6aotpz wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:45 PM

Wise words well spoken

[deleted] t1_j6bcktd wrote on January 29, 2023 at 2:50 AM

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WranglerEqual3577 t1_j6djnyw wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:17 PM

"I am risen! Yo, Mary, WYD?"

thijs1311 OP t1_j6e5y9z wrote on January 29, 2023 at 6:41 PM

You do know that Mary was his mom right?

WranglerEqual3577 t1_j6ek4yi wrote on January 29, 2023 at 8:14 PM

And Mary Magdalene was his date

[deleted] t1_j6ap0xc wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:47 PM

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draggingklit t1_j6as760 wrote on January 29, 2023 at 12:11 AM

They nailed it to his tummy

NeganJoestar t1_j6ay87m wrote on January 29, 2023 at 12:58 AM

Raise your bone up to the sky and you never gonna die

thijs1311 OP t1_j6c5v8s wrote on January 29, 2023 at 7:34 AM

Hallelujah

fuzzysig t1_j6azs4n wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:10 AM

Morning star

ChipNASA t1_j6bpwyv wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:40 AM

If you have an erection lasting more than three days, please immediately consult your physician