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MrTurtix t1_j6ha8ts wrote

have you tried flesh monolith and mustard in a well toasted dough of pulverization of plant seed?

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NarcolepticlyActive t1_j6hbjzl wrote

It goes well with my 2-years-dead squeezed grape blood, which incidentally was kept in the tub of dead tree flesh

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MrTurtix t1_j6hd7p6 wrote

I've heard that grape blood can become extremely palatable if kept in a dark cellar for over half a century

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Sir_Honytawk t1_j6hmfp4 wrote

I like mine with molded baby feed between some double baked pulverized plant seed.

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Fast-Ad-9879 t1_j6h9cac wrote

yummy ham obelisk in my sandwich 🥪🗿

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Nick_Noseman t1_j6h9mu6 wrote

Without god in my food how can I suppose to support my theophage lifestyle?

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3ND3R92 t1_j6hb64u wrote

Bro go to bed

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Ailexxx337 t1_j6hk6fh wrote

r/shitposting or r/terriblefacebookmemes. Choose your fate.

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RobertLaBobert t1_j6jzitv wrote

How about r/iam14andthisisdeep

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Ailexxx337 t1_j6k6eth wrote

Not edgy enough. Too religious. Change the background to black and text to white, replace "God" with "Reality" and the bottom wojak with joker and you're good to go.

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Stalicorn t1_j6hmhmo wrote

It spreads the mayo on the bread, the flesh goes on the slathered end.

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Vivec31 t1_j6hmrsu wrote

Better idea, continue to spite the creator.

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radiation34 t1_j6hmsoe wrote

Well yes, but it taste good

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GimmeMoneh t1_j6ho62v wrote

Reading this with dramatic orchestral music in the background hits differently

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JustMobsReddit t1_j6i0pad wrote

It is so difficult to decide whether or not this is God tier shitposting sarcasm or an actual religious person making vegan propaganda. I'm just gonna choose to laugh and move on

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Ricky_Bobby11806 t1_j6hdjvi wrote

Let no one say when he is tempted, “I am being tempted by God,” for God cannot be tempted with evil, and he himself tempts no one. But each person is tempted when he is lured and enticed by his own desire. Then desire when it has conceived gives birth to sin, and sin when it is fully grown brings forth death. Do not be deceived, my beloved brothers.

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marmakoide t1_j6htcxp wrote

Bro do you even sausage

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I69UrMomBitch t1_j6ib3dg wrote

Sometimes I ask my self if God will ever forgive us for what we've done. then I look around and realize, God left this place a long time ago.

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AuthorSarge t1_j6htfv7 wrote

I went from hungry to wanting to fap.

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dank_doge11111 t1_j6i7t7d wrote

hello everybody welcome back today we will be going over the top 10 reasons why cannabalism is just better than eating normal human food and doing normal human shit.

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uncanny_justice t1_j6j0meh wrote

There is nothing we can do, it's already dead, the only thing we can do about it is put it between two pieces of bread with mayonnaise

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barleyhogg1 t1_j6jbpso wrote

Actually that is made from large cuts of meat that is held together by a form of corn starch. Then it's pumped into a steel mold or casing and cooked.

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trainee_demon666 t1_j6jlpii wrote

Well and the bones of those pigs get cooked, so that we can make candy for our children

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Dummybutt3 t1_j6k77jw wrote

Cry about it, ham yummy

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