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Nick_Noseman t1_j6h9mu6 wrote

Without god in my food how can I suppose to support my theophage lifestyle?

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MrTurtix t1_j6ha8ts wrote

have you tried flesh monolith and mustard in a well toasted dough of pulverization of plant seed?

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Ricky_Bobby11806 t1_j6hdjvi wrote

Let no one say when he is tempted, “I am being tempted by God,” for God cannot be tempted with evil, and he himself tempts no one. But each person is tempted when he is lured and enticed by his own desire. Then desire when it has conceived gives birth to sin, and sin when it is fully grown brings forth death. Do not be deceived, my beloved brothers.

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Ailexxx337 t1_j6hk6fh wrote

r/shitposting or r/terriblefacebookmemes. Choose your fate.

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Stalicorn t1_j6hmhmo wrote

It spreads the mayo on the bread, the flesh goes on the slathered end.

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Vivec31 t1_j6hmrsu wrote

Better idea, continue to spite the creator.

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GimmeMoneh t1_j6ho62v wrote

Reading this with dramatic orchestral music in the background hits differently

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JustMobsReddit t1_j6i0pad wrote

It is so difficult to decide whether or not this is God tier shitposting sarcasm or an actual religious person making vegan propaganda. I'm just gonna choose to laugh and move on

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dank_doge11111 t1_j6i7t7d wrote

hello everybody welcome back today we will be going over the top 10 reasons why cannabalism is just better than eating normal human food and doing normal human shit.

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I69UrMomBitch t1_j6ib3dg wrote

Sometimes I ask my self if God will ever forgive us for what we've done. then I look around and realize, God left this place a long time ago.

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uncanny_justice t1_j6j0meh wrote

There is nothing we can do, it's already dead, the only thing we can do about it is put it between two pieces of bread with mayonnaise

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barleyhogg1 t1_j6jbpso wrote

Actually that is made from large cuts of meat that is held together by a form of corn starch. Then it's pumped into a steel mold or casing and cooked.

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trainee_demon666 t1_j6jlpii wrote

Well and the bones of those pigs get cooked, so that we can make candy for our children

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