Submitted by CreepyFire1 t3_10otxwh in memes
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CreepyFire1 OP t1_j6guoc9 wrote
Ha, I have none of them!
Drumcan8dog t1_j6gur91 wrote
Lol, something smells...
coksucer69 t1_j6h57xm wrote
did you forget to close the basement door
KingWreck12 t1_j6gut96 wrote
Dayum boi!!!!! Sheeessssshh!!
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CreepyFire1 OP t1_j6gwscg wrote
Check out Reddit on my Wii
Modioca t1_j6i01co wrote
But you have yourself.
Kreanxx t1_j6gush5 wrote
The chance if that pet is a chimpanzee is 99%
SentientCoral t1_j6gwobe wrote
Me here with a blue ring octopus as a pet
FunkytownSlaps t1_j6gx9h5 wrote
I don’t even think it’s really low. It’s probably not that low at all tbh.
1_d0nt_care_ t1_j6gxqkr wrote
I have a cat, so maybe he will just push me from the stairs or something
Arkon_Base t1_j6h9gh6 wrote
She will certainly check regularly if your dead. And when it turns out you are, she will start with eating your face - and your eyeballs.
But most likely you will outlive your cat anyway. So, nothing to worry at all!
1_d0nt_care_ t1_j6ha4b6 wrote
She has most likely 14 more years
Arkon_Base t1_j6halgi wrote
That is nice! Cats are nice!
LiveLoveLaughable t1_j6hryw7 wrote
My only pets are shrimps, smaller than an inch. Please tell me how they would kill me, they can't even survive outside of their water.
the-darkest-skull t1_j6gxe7e wrote
A man had a kangaroo as a pet, but kangaroos go through a really aggressive phase, and it killed him
ShreddedUrethra t1_j6h1blw wrote
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
Pink-Fluffy-Dragon t1_j6h1lz0 wrote
you can also choke on your favorite food & die
L3s0 t1_j6hu7ya wrote
^^or ^^a ^^cock
Awkward-Life314 t1_j6h4sdv wrote
who said it's low
XAngeliclilkittyX t1_j6h8q7n wrote
I feel like there’s a very non-zero chance my kitty will blind me with his murder mittens
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Person_In_School t1_j6h9u0z wrote
Especially cats, those small assholes
Hortkind77 t1_j6hazkn wrote
I would forgive my cats if they would kill me.
where_didIcome_from t1_j6hmtc9 wrote
As if it's low. I literally call one of my cats "murder cat" as a nickname
I sleep with the door closed
yes_im_nameless t1_j6hutbg wrote
Gonna have a talk with my pitbull named cupcake
Barry_Bone_Raiser t1_j6hv0wb wrote
I think I could beat a fish in a fight
Necessary-Ad7300 t1_j6j4x5x wrote
Golden Apple the goldfish, why are you grabbing that glock?
Drumcan8dog t1_j6gum2j wrote
Yeah, but basically any thing can kill you for a very small possibility. Cars, bath, your family.