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ChargedBonsai98 t1_j6ohotg wrote

This means 7 things are possible:

  1. Most of us will be safe but a large part of the world will be wiped out

  2. Humanity will be destroyed within 5 years

  3. Armageddon will be declared

  4. This is the start of a zombie apocalypse

  5. A vampire will consume humanity

  6. A parasite will become god

  7. Apes will take over the world

In all cases, we flee to Greenland

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Gojira6832 OP t1_j6ok9y4 wrote

Not if it’s a Neurax Worm, then Greenland is screwed lol.

I’d rather worship Lord John than die of total organ failure

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