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Fastenbauer t1_j6nfpvj wrote

You're an idiot.

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Neurottica t1_j6ng8yk wrote

Thank you for noticing. I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.

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RufusCranium t1_j6nj0ra wrote

Better yet, offer a compliment of relative degree.

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HotPocket_Consumed t1_j6o13im wrote

Just say, “are you fuck?!”

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StumpTheMan t1_j6oe0rp wrote

Just say, "What, you egg?"

Then stab them

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og-lollercopter t1_j6nlm3c wrote

The Eminem strategy. Use the competitions insults first, then they got nothing.

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beatles910 t1_j6np0ej wrote

I would, but I'm so stupid that I'd just mess that up.

But it's ok, because I'm ugly too.

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NowakajBlackwing t1_j6nhdq3 wrote

The equivalent of your brother calling you a son of a bi***

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PixyADF t1_j6oanyv wrote

Yep, they say I'm weird/stupid/insert generic insult here, and I say spot on! That's a fact! The stupidity-filled look of confusion on their faces cannot be more satisfying.

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dank_doge11111 t1_j6ojsv0 wrote

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but if I were to compliment you once then never speak to you again and soon move away leaving you in the dust you'll be heartbroken and soon fall into a stage of madness or depression.

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where_didIcome_from t1_j6o0vkm wrote

I already do this occasionally and lemme tell you it's hilarious

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ProtogenFemboy t1_j6pg9bo wrote

but if someone tells you that you are gay? that solution doesn't work in that insult

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