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bigwolf29 t1_j6jmlbb wrote

Is this a joke I'm too healthy to understand?

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DartTimeTime t1_j6k7azs wrote

Cigarettes also kill your sense of smell. If it smells bad to you, it'll smell 4x as bad to a non-smoker.

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chronberries t1_j6jp30d wrote

Ozium

Check out your nearest Napa, car quest, autozone, whatever. They usually stock it. It’s an ozone aerosol that just makes your car smell like nothing. It’s kind of weird. Roll all the windows up, go ham, and then GET OUT OF THE CAR.

You can thank me later.

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lordenki40 t1_j6jxri8 wrote

Yep, this was the answer a decade ago when I still smoked. Tried and true.

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LilHotDogWater t1_j6l8ina wrote

Have you considered not smoking cigarettes? I know it’s pretty radical and insane but it’s an option I took.

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bentizzy OP t1_j6lywzd wrote

I've tried to quit so many times... but they say the first step is telling yourself you WILL quit one day.

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Spoobie90 t1_j6jnz8a wrote

Check out Febreeze Fabric Heavy Duty. If it'll get the stank out of my work boots it'll tackle just about anything.

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bentizzy OP t1_j6kzy0l wrote

My work boots smell like the bottom of a red lobster dumpster

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Ambiguous_Coco t1_j6ll4io wrote

Check your cabin air filter too. Most cars are pretty easy to change and aren’t expensive.

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bentizzy OP t1_j6lyzxl wrote

I need to check mine, bought this car a year ago and it smelled like old McDonald's and ass. That went away which makes me wonder if I just went "nose blind"

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PallMallRed72 t1_j6m9b6g wrote

Yes we get it cigs are bad guys

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bentizzy OP t1_j6merst wrote

Non smokers are the worst lol I've tried to quit and I will one day... one way or another

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Catsmak1963 t1_j6kmsh7 wrote

A good old fashioned barrel roll, making sure the car catches fire afterwards, that’s about how to fix that smell. As a smoker and mechanic, I never smoke in a car it stinks it up for good Send her an Uber

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d0npietr0 t1_j6jpdq0 wrote

Just pick a rental and tell her your car is broke ... And ask her for money for the 'repair'

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