Wait. Not when the teacher says it! Wtf..

can't f&%k with a classic.

I'm sure that's supposed to say "booty sweat"

It wasn't heroin but something similar to it.

It looks like its shidding

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Oh crap haha.

But thumbs aren't fingers... I mean, have you ever seen one fing?

For physics I don’t even understand the questions

And then she be looking like a person on my 600 pound life

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They used this as a justification to get him into owca several times

Don't threaten me with a good time

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Only works if you turn it upside down though

Its like walking on the streets and wonder how many serial killers have you interact with or walk pass without knowing, thats real life scaring stuff.

They're dick-riding him harder than he's teaching them to hit women

Wow that joke was kinda fucked

Perfectly acceptable accept at a urinal

To cheat at chess, duh

You were correct

2 shitty mobile game ads mid sentence then instantly 2 more ads filmed on fucking TikTok

I have it on the 6th of May, but I'll only really get 2 weeks for preparing for it and I'll still procrastinate like shit

If I had a time machine i would honestly go back to beat the ever living crap of my 14 years old self for making fun the of the Chinese exchange student who had difficulty speaking English man I was such an asshole I would absolutely beat the little pos that I was till he had no teeth left god i cringe so much just thinking about that time

I ask other people how they are, knowing they will say "good" so I don't ask why they are feeling the way they are actually feeling, but when they say good I ask why. Some spend a few minutes to respond.