I guess your the chosen one. How will you stop the Evil Pita Bread?

something about bukkake

You need to share with this guy I just saw who got very little icing. He would appreciate it, as he is mildlyinfuriated.

Lucky!

Buy a lotto ticket!

Mazel!

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Stay inside for the rest of the week. You've used up your entire allocation of good luck and might be hit by a bus.

I just Know I'm the unlucky bastard that will open up my strudel box to find no icing.....