Submitted by pink__tea t3_11d4vcr in mildlyinteresting
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Dunkableballs t1_ja6qr23 wrote
It’s facing the wrong way. How am I supposed to play requiem of a dream while taking a fat Duce
Jerbairs t1_ja6qvj1 wrote
You can play Symphony #2 while going #2
IsuldorNagan t1_ja6rfjw wrote
Why are all of the black keys missing?
frogman972 t1_ja6rfnp wrote
It is where they put the cocaine
DragNutts t1_ja6t621 wrote
When you need to hit the "brown" note!
histprofdave t1_ja6tol1 wrote
You tickle the ivory, I'll tickle the porcelain.
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justabill71 t1_ja6vcbm wrote
Which movement?
justabill71 t1_ja6vk5r wrote
P7BinSD t1_ja6vngj wrote
No, no, you have that wrong. They have a toilet in their piano room.
NormanCocksmell t1_ja6xwch wrote
And it has a few brown notes.
HISNAMEISMYNAMET00 t1_ja71r8c wrote
I bet you can’t play it with your wiener.
bvglv t1_ja72ix4 wrote
That's a shitty place to put a piano
ramriot t1_ja73loo wrote
You can tinkle on the ivories, while you tinkle on the porcelain. But really your aim should be better.
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Noreaster0 t1_ja7eire wrote
Was there a playLiszt?
Savings-Permission96 t1_ja7hcqn wrote
Tinkling the ivories.
BogdanNeo t1_ja7kclb wrote
The Peeano
Kahnza t1_ja7p2pj wrote
Its covered in da poopoo
Thejerseyjon609 t1_ja7qluc wrote
In case you want to tinkle the ivory
Ckrebs95 t1_ja85nuf wrote
I bet more than you can count already have.
TopOk4039 t1_ja89zw8 wrote
🎶 Show me your Shlong, I'm the piano man 🎵
JesusPotto t1_ja8dcc2 wrote
That’s just my coke tray bro
Eastern-Mongoose-712 t1_jaa27nd wrote
Spotted Cat! Love that place!
BiffBeltsander t1_jab9zl7 wrote
I feel like most bars and taverns have at least a keyboard in the bathroom.
ForgottenKiwi t1_ja6ql84 wrote
I bet some people play like ass.