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udo3 t1_ja14lje wrote

The reason this dollar bill seems so crispy is because it was fresh from the US mint and has never been circulated. This may be a new experience for many people who are accustomed to dollar bills that have been tucked in stripper g-strings or have been kept in my sweaty socks while I jog.

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Strange_27 OP t1_ja14of0 wrote

Can confirm this thing has not seen a single strippers asshole. Yet.

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captainfunder t1_ja18ppl wrote

At least, not until the Glitter Factory opens at 6.

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theSeanage t1_ja2t95b wrote

So that’s why the strippers are so soft. All those uncirculated singles rubbing up against them.

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