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onescaryarmadillo t1_jdwiw4z wrote

Terrifying! My local thrift store has a child mannequin and every time we shop there I almost karate chop the mfrs block off. Something about it being smaller than me, 🤔 I always end up too close to it and I end up getting scared and running away while the cashier and my children laugh hysterically.

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tsout003 t1_jdwk19y wrote

Those two definelty come alive at night.

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Rahdit42 t1_jdwn9m0 wrote

They look old, like 1970s mannequins. I mean, like people from the 1970s, i wonder if someone modelled them after their kids or something.

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dragon1n68 t1_jdwnheo wrote

These are awesome! They would make great additions to a haunt.

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skittlebog t1_jdx0dag wrote

That's why they were in the farmer's market and not the clothing store.

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Chippas t1_jdx0yi5 wrote

I feeeeeeeeel fantaaaaastic.... Hey hey hey

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[deleted] t1_jdx1cro wrote

It’s A PKASTIC HAHAHAHAHA OHHH D DUSHE

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PopeHonkersXII t1_jdx66hd wrote

I would buy them, bring them to store with me, and demand people refer to them as my children

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Lavenderixin t1_jdx6m53 wrote

Can’t decide if it’s a child or an adult woman… creepy

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Norcalrain3 t1_jdx8pu6 wrote

I’ve always had a strange obsession for mannequins since I was a young girl. There were some creepy ones in old stores, display windows, in Los Angeles. I don’t know the street or area, but we used to walk to an Italian Restaurant (because we’d park blocks away) , and it seemed all the stores would be closed since it was nighttime, but they’d have lit up display windows with these bizarre mannequins. The eyes make these especially creepy to me

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ImBrianJ t1_jdxac09 wrote

One on the right looks like a young William Fichtner.

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SadShadoww t1_jdxbjjp wrote

Lmao imagine some relative pulling a prank by bringing 1 of em home then putting it on your room at night when you asleep or smth then make a noise or whatever to wake you up then they hide and you suddenly see the mannequin 😶😶

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ScarecrowJohnny t1_jdxebnm wrote

Probably don't show those off on a first date. Actually you should probably just get rid of them altogether before the FBI shows up.

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uwillnotgotospace t1_jdxjv1l wrote

I'm gonna need these. I bet they'll keep the birds away from the vegetables. Either that or they'll come alive and eat the birds whole.

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seeker_moc t1_jdxr07m wrote

The one on the right looks like they took the head of a 40 year old meth addict, gave her dentures, then put her head on a child's body.

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jerflash t1_jdxuojo wrote

Oh damn those belonged to "one of those guys”

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cratertooth27 t1_jdy4te8 wrote

Those aren’t mannequins, damn witch done turned them kids into plastic

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Allyson_Chains t1_jdy9kzz wrote

Replying to NegativeSpell7229 (#2,405,335)

Mannequin is an actual word.

man·ne·quin /ˈmanəkən/ noun

  1. when the human form is being used to model clothing for fashion purposes

man·i·kin /ˈmanəkən/ noun

  1. a model of the human body, used for teaching medical or art students 2. a very short man: customize the manikins to have incredible humanlike details"
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Giygas_8000 t1_jdyc9px wrote

Left one reminds me of Paz from MGS Peace Walker

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rumblesnort t1_jdyfx2l wrote

If you know someone with dementia tell them you are dropping the kids off and say they are having a mannequins competition.

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CarneDelGato t1_jdyg7ml wrote

Those come to life on the solstice searching for some poor soul to trade places with.

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matsumotoout t1_jdyi58u wrote

Wait..what is a farmers market in the US? This looks like a regular (albeit very creepy) shop.

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elmhing t1_jdykfii wrote

The one on the right is Nicolle Wallace from MSNBC. Pretty Sure.

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Hobear t1_jdylqv6 wrote

More unrealistic body standards for women.....those wrists.

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Dizzy-Ad-2917 t1_jdyn84s wrote

Those are the fugliest mannequins i've ever laid my eyes on. If they were mine, I'd put them on my roof during Christmas.

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Familiar-Tea-1428 t1_jdyr4eb wrote

They look like they’ve been held captive in someone’s basement.

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cdeuel84 t1_jdytiz2 wrote

They look like they spend the day smoking marlboros on the front porch screaming and talking shit about every neighbor around them.

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ugly_toast819 t1_jdyulpt wrote

you must release their souls they've been trapped for decades

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GpRex t1_jdyxhmb wrote

Old photo. Tom Petty looks super young here.

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UBRC t1_jdyy90y wrote

Those are alive.

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Xeludon t1_jdzc2wy wrote

The one on the right was great in Wrong Turn 3.

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BstintheWst t1_jdzgno7 wrote

Bring us home, we promise we won't come to life and kill everyone

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sabboom t1_jdzpf1d wrote

I thought the one on the right was trying to be funny. Then I saw it.

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The_Sleep t1_jdztddu wrote

And you chose to take a picture rather than release their souls of the damned?!

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LordEdges t1_je02zmo wrote

Bowie and Nicks collab we never wanted

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