Get a sharper knife. It’s not impressive.

this isn’t interesting jus something id do on adderall

That's a serious salad if you have to get the micrometer out lol

0.95 mm

How is that interesting?

I used to work at a metal shop and we would get the tiniest of metal splinters. It was fun using the scope and calipers to pull them out.

Double the width than Subway.

It would be more impressive if you sliced the cucumber from top to bottom thin… but then again I saw a video of someone doing that yesterday

On one side it was about 0.7 mm, and on the other half around 1.4, I tried to measure the average