Submitted by Ok-Arugula7486 t3_11yfeqo in mildlyinteresting
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Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7bxbl wrote
LMFAOOO
3rdplacewinner t1_jd7bj0h wrote
It's the wrong shoe you hobbit.
SuperChickenLips t1_jd7dobj wrote
A shaved Hobbit going on the leg hair.
anonymous_reddit_guy t1_jd7flwm wrote
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Ex4cvkg8_ t1_jd7dmga wrote
Your feet look perfectly healthy. I know it's common now for people to have narrow ass toes because of the tight shoes we wear but it's actually pretty bad for your feet if they're too narrow.
Perhaps most of the folks here are joking around but I do want to encourage you to keep your feets natural form! The toes are supposed to be the widest part of the foot and don't let anyone make ya think you're the abnormal one!
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7dueu wrote
Thank u :) i noticed my foot shape and arch improve greatly since i began wearing minimalist shoes so i thought the difference between my foot and a shoe i used to fit into was interesting :))
Also the jokes don't bother me, i think this comments section is hilarious
Ex4cvkg8_ t1_jd7een8 wrote
Great to hear, you sound like a lovely person! Have a great day : )
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7eg8l wrote
You too !!!
Pogonosaurus t1_jd7bhhm wrote
Weird foot comment
zap_nap t1_jd7bl4f wrote
Have you been living in the trees?
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7byv3 wrote
I might as well be with these grippas
_BRZRKR t1_jd7ebvt wrote
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7edfz wrote
MADE ME CRACK UP
Mamasayseyeisspecial t1_jd7hgmb wrote
Where were you when I couldn't get that jar of pickles open?
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7hk02 wrote
The Trees
Mamasayseyeisspecial t1_jd7iir7 wrote
Thanks. I wet myself. π€£π€£π€£
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7ijsz wrote
LMAOOO
8Pandemonium8 t1_jd7cf6v wrote
I had to double-check to make sure that you only had 5 toes.
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7cp7w wrote
HEHAHAHAHAH
PrestigiousGrade7874 t1_jd7fvvh wrote
Get rid of them. Your feet look healthy. Those shoes are bunion-makers
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7g179 wrote
They're from a couple years ago. Though I've remained officially the same size my toes have gotten much wider and I've been much more conscious about my shoe shape :) i don't intend to wear those
WastedJake t1_jd7ca0p wrote
Well the shoe looks normal
Ex4cvkg8_ t1_jd7dwfb wrote
Which is a bit sad that that's what we think should be a normal shoe. The shoe industry really muck up our feet with the tight toeboxes. The feet in the pic should be normal not the shoe.
[deleted] t1_jd7cghr wrote
She apparently didnβt shop at the cobbler in Shire Baggins.
GlobalCommercial703 t1_jd7cki4 wrote
Crocs probably would work.
KickballJamal t1_jd7cs7q wrote
Your feet look like a Brad Neely cartoon.
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7d2oa wrote
Jeez dawg they can't be that grotesque
RoboKraken3 t1_jd7d2l5 wrote
You must have a very stable stance xaxa
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7d4r2 wrote
Actually true, perks of having pizza ass feet
yesiusedcalmag t1_jd7dyp9 wrote
I didnβt know the Flintstones wore shoes. Yabba Dabba Doo!
Various-Air-1398 t1_jd7ehxf wrote
Missing link?
Nuker-79 t1_jd7k9tj wrote
Shrek got his wish for human form.
Embarrassed_Visit437 t1_jd829sh wrote
This is a troll account. I don't mean that this person is baiting us for comments and votes, I mean an actual troll like from under a bridge has a reddit account.
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd8559z wrote
Who goes trip trap over my bridge ??!!
Embarrassed_Visit437 t1_jd8l1ym wrote
Refreshing to see a good sport on here! I applaud you, I think you may have just made reddit history.
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd9epxt wrote
Well thank you - i don't wanna be a stinker about it- i know my feet are funny. I think this comments section iis hilarious
fractalimaging t1_jd86oh7 wrote
Caveman foot
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd8a5su wrote
I just wanna say that this is the most entertaining comments section I've ever seen on one of my posts
GatVRC t1_jd9b0at wrote
I'd be self conscious if my toes had their own zip codes
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd9eudo wrote
LMAOOOO
Dr-Rjinswand t1_jd7eali wrote
πΏ
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7ee8q wrote
ASF
Awkward-Barnacle-778 t1_jd7fkyb wrote
Well, if you're putting the right on the left and vice versa, it'll never work out for you.
NotAPreppie t1_jd7h09y wrote
For some reason, I'm imagining you look like Princess Teabeanie from Disenchanent.
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7h808 wrote
Close call except i got brown hair
Fun_Nobody3375 t1_jd7h8b7 wrote
Do you have flat feet? My sister has it and looks exactly the same
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7hdu6 wrote
No, quite the opposite actually. My toes do spread but my ankles don't roll and create flat feet, because my toes can support the ankle. Actually the reason why i had to make my toes look wide is because i used to have flat feet and it was the only way to fix it.
L115u t1_jd7u42u wrote
I have often wondered whether shoe designers are a special breed, you know, with the largest toe in the middle. That would explain a lot.
th4owawayfosure t1_jd89tss wrote
Your toes need braces (like teeth)
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd8a25j wrote
My foothodontist appointment is Friday :(
th4owawayfosure t1_jd8c34v wrote
You could floss those puppies with your thumb!
SevenTuini t1_jdigh90 wrote
"This is my swamp"
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7bder wrote
Pls no weird foot comments
rip1980 t1_jd7bjq2 wrote
I'm afraid you may have come to the wrong place.
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7c02t wrote
IS IT TOO much to ask , reddit
Roguespiffy t1_jd7d4t0 wrote
Weβve all got to toe the line.
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Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7bw59 wrote
I will not attempt to wear the shoes , my toes look like they need braces lol
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ngatipakehatokuiwi t1_jd7d8cl wrote
Donβt spread your toes on purpose
SwankestBanjo51 t1_jd7fjny wrote
Skill issue
Cactaddict t1_jd8n55i wrote
Musta grew up wearing those toe socks and sheβs with individual toes
East_marine t1_jdal7pr wrote
feel your pain.
Ambitious_Log_5559 t1_jdazn28 wrote
"Bitch, if you's a Hobbit, you need to tell me right the fuck now."
redditname8 t1_jdb1rti wrote
Oh, you're the lucky one. My big toe is shorter than the next 3 toes. My grandfather told me I had monkey feet. I can't wear sandals. My toes are too long. lol.
Beenis_Weenis t1_jdb26n9 wrote
Your toes need braces.
Beenis_Weenis t1_jdb28r1 wrote
Your toes look like they need braces
abbynormal999 t1_jdni0q9 wrote
Look at any causal shoe made by altra
Lokivstheworld t1_jdqvqwg wrote
That one goes on your right foot so that would explain why it doesn't fit on your left foot.
Kitty_gangv2 t1_jd8test wrote
Shave those god damn ankles πππ
gringlemingle1 t1_jd7chvc wrote
Your feet are repulsive.
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7ckpf wrote
.. are feet supposed to be cute ?? You walk on em.
Ex4cvkg8_ t1_jd7debx wrote
They aren't repulsive, your feet are looking healthy. People forget that our toes are supposed to be the widest part of our feet. As someone who's been trying to get my natural toe spread back after years of wearing tight modern shoes I really envy you actually. Be proud of those grippas!
Ok-Arugula7486 OP t1_jd7dple wrote
Yes precisely :) that's why such comments don't really offend me. Thank you, fellow toe spread person
Cute_Buddy_5135 t1_jd7jakm wrote
Your mom's repulsive. I did her last night
gringlemingle1 t1_jd7lftc wrote
Damn, you must be hideous. That ugly bitch ainβt picky
Cute_Buddy_5135 t1_jd7lleg wrote
LMFAOOAO XHXBBC
SouthofAkron t1_jd7bnqp wrote
Looks like your foot has room for a couple more toes