Submitted by Chaeix t3_125slx4 in mildlyinteresting
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IneverAsk5times t1_je75df1 wrote
They are clearly forks.
fiatfighter t1_je7n1jy wrote
Sporks!!!
cbj_fanatic t1_je8e0c9 wrote
Not a spoon, not a fork…something in between.
A fapoon.
EloquentScumbag t1_je8jc0f wrote
What will you think of next, Germany?
KemperTemper1 t1_je8ijw8 wrote
It’s a spork. Created by KFC’s sustainable line 😂
[deleted] t1_je7gkwe wrote
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CanuckExpat890 t1_je7w4ea wrote
Dinner or dessert?
maruffin t1_je7z9vx wrote
Or luncheon?
dali01 t1_je8co1u wrote
Most definitely a fork in the road.
Chaeix OP t1_je5y9ww wrote
Forks wouldn’t be able to all overlap nicely under the concrete to be laid like that. And clearly not knives!
Moenic t1_je7iq5o wrote
I see you’ve played knifey spoony before.
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bflatmusic7 t1_je61tzx wrote
Forks would have worked better than spoons what are you talking about.
Antique-Ad-5533 t1_je77lt7 wrote
No he's correct you can tell by the length of the handles, small spoons
movealongnowpeople t1_je7eakx wrote
You can also tell because of the way it is.
AutoMoredator t1_je7i8nr wrote
Neat!
MeatHamster t1_je7ceqg wrote
How about small forks?
Elmacaroon t1_je7r24c wrote
Yeah cake forks
GonerDoug t1_je8u7wg wrote
Anchovy forks
jollyarrowhead t1_je7fbu9 wrote
Has anyone considered the option that maybe they just cut off the spoon/fork end?
kerrietaldwell t1_je7g3ja wrote
Or bent them?
peppapoofle4 t1_je8of14 wrote
How ludicrous!
enehar t1_je7832p wrote
If forks interlock, they'll twist to the side a bit. These are spoons.
bflatmusic7 t1_je7bde0 wrote
Nope. If you stack spoons at angles the height difference would but much more noticeable than forks. They no longer nest together and would have large gaps in height one after another. Forks will lay flat together and only increase height by the thickness of each tine. They aren't threaded together they are just stacked and rotated.
AnotherSoulessGinger t1_je7h70j wrote
Depends on the bowl of the spoon. Some are pretty darn round. Example: https://www.webstaurantstore.com/world-tableware-brandware-139-004-classic-rim-6-5-8-18-0-stainless-steel-medium-weight-round-bowl-soup-spoon-case/959139004.html
kester76a t1_je6d551 wrote
Tis cursed 👻
SKULL1138 t1_je90hgx wrote
The spoons would be at odd angles also. Clearly this is an ancient ninja throwing star. I have spoken
kasplatter t1_je8mx8e wrote
"There is no spoon..."
Least_or_Greatest1 t1_je8cs05 wrote
Walmart sporks
NoBreeches t1_je9qdvg wrote
There is no spoons.
GonerDoug t1_je8ugg9 wrote
Could be a mix of forks AND spoons. They're definitely not all identical. There are at least three distinct patterns on the ends.
Adept_Cranberry_4550 t1_je9njgf wrote
Right?! Real question
DawnGrager t1_je5vjdg wrote
Sure there isn’t a Walmart around the corner?
sonicdash759 t1_je60f3b wrote
Exactly what I was thinking lol
adventure2u t1_je64typ wrote
Hes been marked, there will be soon
Crackheadwithabrain t1_je6w66t wrote
There will be spoon
iuhoosiers3232 t1_je8e2wa wrote
Spoon me
Alert-Humor-7872 t1_je5z7k4 wrote
If it starts spinning that means the next level is still loading.
XeitPL t1_je91khw wrote
It's time for boss fight
MisterBigDude t1_je669j8 wrote
At least there’s no fork in the road.
YellowGuppy t1_je6hve2 wrote
Thanks, dad.
ScrewedMcDude t1_je6wvet wrote
When you come to a fork in the road, take it
MSL007 t1_je81o3n wrote
Bear, right!
snarkformiles t1_jec7td6 wrote
r/MissedOpportunity
Orlzfarly t1_je5muro wrote
If you ever need an emergency spoon for your cereal you're going to be so glad that it's there.
RonSwansonsOldMan t1_je6ggc8 wrote
Walmart comes to mind.
thenotoriousDEX t1_je7d832 wrote
I was thinking Red Hot Chili Peppers but it is closer to Walmart now that you say it
babyrialds t1_je6q58r wrote
now this is mildly interesting
Njon32 t1_je5t475 wrote
That's a weird method to make a surveyor mark, but ok.
Alittlesoftinside t1_je70rwq wrote
That's just a wear indicator. When the spoons come loose, it'll be time to replace the sidewalk.
Sreves t1_je86g6m wrote
As a concrete worker, there is a quarter in every single sidewalk, foundation, bridge deck, set of stairs, parkade ramp, or floor slab, that I've ever worked on. And I know quite a few guys in the trade who like to do it as well, so there is a fair chance that there's a coin in a lot of concrete slabs that you see.
tokyoeastside t1_je6bo9m wrote
Walmart marking its territory.
VonDoom86 t1_je6mxlf wrote
They just do that by putting large box retails spaces everywhere. No need for concrete spoons
VillainAnderson t1_je6g7z4 wrote
There is probably a name for a grunge band somewhere in this picture.
choodermcdooder t1_je7n0mb wrote
Sidewalk Spoon Circle?
Seranthian t1_je8llqf wrote
Silver Sun Cement?
scwishyfishy t1_je94jgf wrote
Concrete Cutlery?
piercedmillie t1_jeacqvg wrote
Spoons we buried?
volasar t1_jeainnu wrote
Spircle
amy5252 t1_je6nf6p wrote
Walmart symbol 🤣🤣
Majeye t1_je8ecph wrote
Walmart approves of this.
cmde44 t1_je5zmo9 wrote
Is it in a place that could be a lot corner?
Chaeix OP t1_je6076h wrote
Residential street halfway down the block!
Confianca1970 t1_je7850u wrote
That's probably just a Railroad symbol from Fallout 4
Ibwitchu t1_je65vm9 wrote
We're here!
worldssmallestfan1 t1_je7xldx wrote
I thought demonic portal, but alien also works.
Bu22ard t1_je95nxt wrote
Demonic alien portal
No-Option4817 t1_je9sa0t wrote
The internet has evolved because wtf this looks too real for me.
Inside_Gap_7626 t1_je6j8eq wrote
What’s the scoop?
jimbo_bagins t1_je6qp0z wrote
walmart subliminal advertisement
AF9005 t1_je739my wrote
The spoon ritual
MrsBox t1_je8c3hd wrote
Why did I sing that to smooth criminal?
Fantastic_Fox4948 t1_je763ha wrote
Just wait until you come across the fork in the road.
MrsBox t1_je8c1bu wrote
God damn it that made me choke on my water. Well played
THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE t1_je88sh5 wrote
The yummoning
kryptylomese t1_je6erc5 wrote
Maybe they are just fork handles?
Diestof t1_je6qogr wrote
What type of psycopath does this
Kurotoge t1_je77vt4 wrote
The Order Rises
dubshooter t1_je78dal wrote
How do you know they aren’t forks?
P1xelHunter78 t1_je7l1mk wrote
There is no spoon Neo
Celibrimbor_talion t1_je7ramc wrote
The end is near the spoon god has seen sporks and isn’t happy
Netsurfer_x2 t1_je7wy2y wrote
Well, why the fork not?
maruffin t1_je7zert wrote
Ancient symbol from the aliens. Your quest is to find out what it means.
KwokAndBirdLTD t1_je7zhg1 wrote
sorry about that, i wondered where i put those
Ky_the_transformer t1_je7zy2n wrote
Are you sure it isn’t forks, or dinner knives?
davery67 t1_je80b95 wrote
That's clearly where the treasure is buried. Time to get a pick and shovel.
Alan_Smithee_ t1_je85230 wrote
The sidewalk is still loading.
Meanwhile, mum and dad are wondering where all the fucking spoons are.
Atheist8 t1_je8a37q wrote
Bugs me even more that they're not the same
MrsBox t1_je8bu0x wrote
Nah mate, it's just a forking paver.
ShadowChaser-0 t1_je8gorb wrote
Whoa, looks like you've stumbled upon a hidden treasure trove! The circle of spoons on the sidewalk is definitely a sign that you're in the right place to unearth some deliciousness. Better grab a shovel and start digging, you never know what culinary gems you might find. Happy hunting!
Maleficent-Skin-9745 t1_je8mtfu wrote
In 1000 years archaeologists will be digging around and discover these spoons and an entirely new hypothesis will arise while various schools of academia try to relate their religious significance to early 21st century society.
dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnex t1_je8mtpl wrote
this is the perfect amount of interesting for this sub
nothing else has ever been so exactly mildly interesting
the platonic r/mildlyinteresting post
Regnes t1_je8pmyl wrote
It's a Walmart ad.
LazyLion65 t1_je9j1h8 wrote
That's not spoons. The sidewalk is buffering.
SubterraneanSmoothie t1_je9w05a wrote
How do you know they're spoons?
thetoadbandit t1_je62obo wrote
Spoon hag.
InsertKleverNameHere t1_je6t4ei wrote
Clearly a trap to send the Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon back to hell
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ElectricalJacket780 t1_je6we7r wrote
Dude I think your pavement is buffering
femina33 t1_je6x0ug wrote
People are so weird
Green420Basturd t1_je74ldn wrote
A junkie was summoned here.
throwaway2hidetruth t1_je78c5q wrote
The body shall Remain forever
ghostdeinithegreat t1_je7amag wrote
Chaos undivided
AlmostAbsurd t1_je7b0cl wrote
This is a symbol for "sidewalk still loading"
thomas_hugecock t1_je7ddv0 wrote
Saddam Hussein is under there building weapons
Bartinhoooo t1_je7dy26 wrote
It’s a sign. We should stop vaccinating people. Now.
Aware_Friend_5931 t1_je7imez wrote
No no.. the sidewalks screen just hasn't finished loading
mazzotta70 t1_je7jned wrote
These are actually sporks. Let's be real
Echterspieler t1_je7klbm wrote
The sidewalk is loading
OMGSpeci t1_je7ljle wrote
Live better
securitydude1979 t1_je7lz0x wrote
"See that? Your daddy left that face hole."
MrBallzsack t1_je7oapd wrote
Nothing points to these being silverware lol where did you get that idea from?
The_survey_says t1_je7sr4s wrote
Is there a Walmart nearby ? Lol
yogajogging t1_je7suvk wrote
Walmart?
Nik_Guy t1_je7xt4t wrote
Definitely handles to some sort of walmartware. Jack hammer it, let us know what you find.
BurlHimself t1_je7yml9 wrote
Naw, Walmart claimed it for their next site.
pacific_beach t1_je80gws wrote
MARIJUANA USE IS RUINING OUR SOCIETY!
Shawnthewolf12 t1_je82nlh wrote
I thought that was the Walmart Spark.
Vyper11 t1_je85anv wrote
Not pave, you pour sidewalks.
phalic-disco t1_je87tjt wrote
That’s a Walmart seed
OneWorldMouse t1_je8835s wrote
OCD crack addicts
Shreddster3000 t1_je8a2us wrote
Sir that’s Walmart
callmefreak t1_je8ajh2 wrote
...Why?
InkaGold t1_je8bu6l wrote
Nah. That's just the little asterisk from the Pink Panther cartoon.
theyeetmaster27 t1_je8cehu wrote
Watch out for railroad signs (fallout 4)
HerMtnMan t1_je8ci80 wrote
That was me. It is actually knives but bent to look like spoons and forks.
TwistedSistaYEG t1_je8ckah wrote
Looks like that’s a Walmart sidewalk
Reaver75x t1_je8dsa7 wrote
This picture gives me anxiety for some reason.
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gabagool_lover t1_je8ei0v wrote
Red Hot Chili Peppers
RandManYT t1_je8i7ic wrote
Hey look there's a for- spoon in the road!
runslikewind t1_je8ibnu wrote
? Its still loading you have to wait to see the image.
KemperTemper1 t1_je8ihdv wrote
What if it’s forks?
BroadwayCatDad t1_je8ii7w wrote
Walmart
Fantastic-Two-1584 t1_je8jgwj wrote
Walmart sidewalk
SoSohso t1_je8lhyc wrote
What more intrestng is that they may be forks
CurlsCross t1_je8m1kr wrote
looks like Walmart did it.
KatsutamiNanamoto t1_je8mge6 wrote
Do you have the Geiger counter?
kasplatter t1_je8mrrz wrote
Sign of the Soup Devil. There should be some dentures in the concrete not far away.
loaning t1_je8onv9 wrote
i honestly hate this so much and the discomfort it brings me is indescribable 😐
frozensteam t1_je8v0n4 wrote
Every construction project office ever: where have all the spoons gone?!
bulletpyton t1_je8vhh9 wrote
Hummm crunchy
bulletpyton t1_je8vtlu wrote
Hummm crunchy.
FakeBenson t1_je8z1f4 wrote
I've only ever seen a fork in the road.
gilgwath t1_je918sm wrote
Lift the plate and you'll find a portal to the spooniervers!
r_a_d_ t1_je92bnh wrote
You live in a simulation and your sidewalk is loading.
Ok_Individual960 t1_je93axm wrote
Looks like the Walmart logo
2351newrain t1_je94jui wrote
EZIC is real after all.
ollieboio t1_je96drs wrote
Let the council of spoons decide your fate, go ahead, step on 'em.
seashe11y t1_je98sm5 wrote
Complete_Act6010 t1_je98w8i wrote
It looks like the Walmart logo.
BigCalligrapher621 t1_je9clr8 wrote
Someone did this in my town but with little metal frogs
East-Warren t1_je9dk0n wrote
Is that the Walmart logo?
Joshuapb t1_je9f8fm wrote
Someone wants you to buy at walmart
floridarulz1 t1_je9g1rn wrote
Don't worry the next level is just loading
todawhet t1_je9icsp wrote
The mark of Walmart. Its a sign
Lord_Muttonchops t1_je9ktzl wrote
Looks like the pavement is still loading. I’ll let you know what I see when it’s finished,
THE_MUTT01 t1_je9omt6 wrote
Look up are u at the Walmart?
mutantbabysnort t1_je9osnl wrote
Wal-Mart guerilla marketing
vrrum t1_je9rbly wrote
Pavement-spoon.
Ordinary_Carpet_2274 t1_je9ujn6 wrote
No concrete significance to this symbol
Ordinary_Carpet_2274 t1_je9vrzy wrote
Cutlery Mafia hit
Ordinary_Carpet_2274 t1_je9vuin wrote
Cutlery Mafia hit
Ordinary_Carpet_2274 t1_je9w4mi wrote
Spoon says to fork ‘don’t you hate mornings when you feel like you are stuck in concrete ‘
96XJ40 t1_jea2hyt wrote
Not a fork in the path?
What the fork is this?
RazorCrab t1_jea4cn9 wrote
Oh hi sidewalk
mm2_gamer t1_jea4deq wrote
r/mildlyinfuriating
MeltStuff t1_jea5yb0 wrote
Why do I always seem to find r/mildlyinteresting to be far more interesting than r/interestingasfuck?
cerealport t1_jea64jt wrote
Fall out warning symbol … protect and survive
AntelopeDifficult708 t1_jea9r6q wrote
This is r/oddlysatisfying for me
mrmagootou t1_jeadmvf wrote
That’s kind cool I like when people put cool stuff into the concrete. Probably because I do a lot of concrete for work
VitoBean92 t1_jeaegy9 wrote
What the actual fork
Affectionate-One-638 t1_jeasg33 wrote
Possibly a mine
PainfullyNondescript t1_jeasyz0 wrote
If there are multiple, I bet you can follow them to a Walmart
humblant t1_jebgx16 wrote
walmart logo
No_Taste1698 t1_jecc8m2 wrote
It would seem you have discovered the Walton Family's secret cult meeting place
MrEbz t1_je6f1m9 wrote
Great value Walmart logo
[deleted] t1_je6ihpk wrote
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Motor-Sweet3316 t1_je6ut2v wrote
Walmart. Save Money, Live Better.
Fatmanpuffing t1_je6ypz2 wrote
ahhh the rare ancient junkie summoning circle. a true piece of history
Loopy5788 t1_je720oc wrote
W A L M A R T
Nearby-Reputation614 t1_je73s99 wrote
Sword in the stone for junkies
Megatea t1_je74a26 wrote
Whomever shall pull one of the spoons out and stir their tea with it shall become king of all Yorkshire.
Moenic t1_je5q0th wrote
If it wasn't you... how do you know that they are spoons?