How to tell your child has hit puberty in one easy step!

I mean, it's a penis, but being that it's Orson Scott Card, I think it adds up.

Also, it's a great book. Maybe don't read all the sequels.

You should consider putting this in r/mildlypenis

Nice.

That looks like I sex toy that I don't think exist yet. But definitely needs to. Best grip putting fingers/hand in it the rest can get slippery/hard to hold.. Think his been watching stuff he shouldn't be.

I remember in elementary school my buddies (who I still hang with to this day lmao) would play a game where we would draw dicks on each other's homework, and you would have to quickly make it into something else. The typical go to move for me, was to add extra balls, and make it look like a cannon instead.

Something like 8 percent of kids do it.

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That’s what he TOLD you it was…? And you believed it?

The Penis Hotel- coming to a town near you soon.

I cannot unsee

Jonah Hill would be proud

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Oh, this wasn’t my child or my student (I was a science teacher at the time). I found it displayed on a classroom wall with all the other drawings that were submitted as part of the Ender’s Game unit.

Fair enough. Perhaps I should have said “Influenced by the book Ender’s Game, inspired by less cerebral impulses.” 😉