Submitted by starsky1357 t3_1261occ in mildlyinteresting
lostinthetrash4ever t1_je7gp78 wrote
Where do you get these ???
DelusionsBigIfTrue t1_je7i06l wrote
If you still use toilet paper in 2023 you gotta let go man
Dude wipes or bidets 😎
finnjakefionnacake t1_je7kjhw wrote
or let people do what they do lol.
TP works for me because i shit like clockwork, in the morning right before taking a shower every day. so i'm going to be clean either way.
DelusionsBigIfTrue t1_je7kp4m wrote
I used to have that :( Would go every morning but now every day it’s offset by 2-4 hours.
Used to shit at 10am every morning lol, now it could be 11, could be 4. I’m not sure what I changed!
Wish I could go back. Felt some good old man pride knowing what time I’d shit.
ThePsychoKnot t1_je89eny wrote
Why do you need butt wipes that are specifically marketed to your gender?
DelusionsBigIfTrue t1_je8prpo wrote
That’s just what they’re called bud. 🤡
lostinthetrash4ever t1_je7it12 wrote
I plan to start using water more often cuz way better
DelusionsBigIfTrue t1_je7j3az wrote
Yeah it’s nice to actually feel clean instead of wiping your poo around with a piece of paper
I have to take Dude Wipes with me everywhere now and it’s worth the inconvenience
I gotta find a cheaper not-so-gimmicky wipe brand soon
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