Submitted by theimaginaryzebra t3_yfeb0z in mildlyinteresting
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Mael_P t1_iu34d22 wrote
Or on the north/south pole 😂
Roddy_piper9 t1_iu36qgb wrote
Sharp screw and soft wood flooring
WalrusByte t1_iu3adhd wrote
Screw gravity!
jl_theprofessor t1_iu3go1u wrote
OP you either live in a dream within a dream or you’re going to get eaten by a giant balloon alien.
cutelyaware t1_iu3j9x9 wrote
I once dropped a knife which stuck in the floor right next to my cat's tail. She was fine with it but I was kind of freaked.
grandpatrout t1_iu48u6v wrote
I once dropped a craft knife blade-down an inch away from the top of my nekkid foot. Stabbing myself in the foot is a memory I am glad I didn't create lol.
donotgogenlty t1_iu4tonz wrote
Who couldn't use a screw on Friday, amirite ladies & gentlemen?
Aggravating-Card-829 t1_iu6vjkb wrote
If by some off chance you engage with chimpanzees on a daily basis, take the day off.
Nope.
ldhiddesorr t1_iu33iry wrote
Inception...
OP, you're in a dream... or something.