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[deleted] t1_iufb4e1 wrote

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ThinkingOz t1_iuhe8qk wrote

I feel this is the sort of material Gary Larson could work with.

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Foreign_Ebb_6282 t1_iufrwt8 wrote

Aye, fight and you may die. Give your milk and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your stalls many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our farmers that they may take our lactose, but they'll never take our freedom!!!

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nbro440 t1_iufg411 wrote

"Bill for fucks sake its the same-" Bill: "Screw you Barbra, Its greener over here!"

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Lilyyannx t1_iuffoi6 wrote

Everyone shall know that one stood against many

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Far_Praline_4644 t1_iuffruc wrote

They may take our milk, but they'll never take our freeeeeeedooooom!

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ventitr3 t1_iug4xss wrote

My name is Inigo Mootoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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HistoricalMention210 t1_iuftudx wrote

He turned to face the horde that had stopped on the other hill. He stood alone, his comrades slain by this same horde. The horde acknowledged his presence with a loud warcry, and charged. He stood his ground, his plan going quite well. When the horde had nearly overun him, he drew his blade, and with a scream that would make the gods freeze, he charged. His blade ripped flesh, and shore limbs straight from the sockets. He did not know if he would win this battle, but all he knew was that by the end of his time on this earth, he would be surrounded by fear. And dead cows.

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conartist67 t1_iugyiv2 wrote

Mooooses leading his people

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TheDevler t1_iuffneb wrote

The Highlander. There can be only one.

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tormenteddragon t1_iufmy6o wrote

We found it! This is the real life scene that inspires all those kindergarten children's drawings with the cows standing on the horizon line.

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rofopp t1_iufx6en wrote

That cow is outstanding in her field.

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207nbrown t1_iug9188 wrote

I’m calling bull

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sliverblaze t1_iufcm73 wrote

Is that Port Isaac?

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DIY_Gal t1_iufe7i2 wrote

Where is this? 😍

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sliverblaze t1_iufej18 wrote

Looks like Port Isaac to me. It’s a fishing village in North Cornwall in England.

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Misabi t1_iufoi4w wrote

Don't let a Cornishman hear you say it's in England!

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DIY_Gal t1_iuferfc wrote

Just looked it up and it looks beautiful!

Thanks for responding 😍

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Responsible-Retard t1_iufnmpy wrote

It’s like that scene from I, robot at the end. Except cows.

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kurthud t1_iug601u wrote

He may not be the hero we want, but he's the hero we need.

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mydude356 t1_iuhqe0c wrote

It's cow-plicated.

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RonSwansonsOldMan t1_iuilpj9 wrote

That's the one cow who refuses to upgrade to Windows 11.

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Conan776 t1_iufjw69 wrote

Of course I've heard of cows.

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abslte23 t1_iufoj3p wrote

Come back!! Don't jump

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-SEA365- t1_iug4nma wrote

Whats your name?

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Then-Cow6789 t1_iug65gh wrote

When they're due to calve they'll move away from the others. I don't know if this is the case here though.

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Bigloove t1_iug6cgf wrote

Maybe that's a bull sizing up his harem.

OK today do I hump those 10 or those 10?

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Fr8tliner t1_iug8wtf wrote

Very standoffish of him.

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Poncherelly t1_iug9uwh wrote

She's coming back from war and the town came out to welcome her back.

Yes, I said she. Cows are all female

As I come for those that made reference to he or male names.

And yes I did take in to account that she might identify as something else, but I stand by my decision.

Lol. For the rest, enjoy the comment section after this one }:-)

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AegonIXth t1_iugdcvg wrote

Or maybe it’s just walking back home ❤️

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MonkeyChoker80 t1_iugi96w wrote

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred

He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd.

Cow doldrums

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HazMoat t1_iugjdwk wrote

Me when trying to socialize with normal people

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DJKhaledIsRetarded t1_iugq9n7 wrote

Beetlejuice ass house is the most interesting thing here

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gloop524 t1_iugsuf1 wrote

suddenly you here "Moo Moo Mooo" and then dozens of portals start opening up all over and The Bovengers theme plays

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dunesandlake t1_iugvgk6 wrote

"I'm not going down that fucking chimney!"

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hotrodford t1_iugw7gh wrote

That cow is about to do the dirty dancing move

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sunnykutta t1_iuh010v wrote

"Youse shall not pass"

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TerrorDahveed t1_iuh1dhp wrote

He is gonna get picked off. Skylining himself like that is going to him killed. The ground is your friend. Use micro terrain to your advantage.

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AegisGram t1_iuh1kol wrote

Crom,

I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge!

And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!

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Jackcooper t1_iuh23te wrote

Theme from the good the bad and the ugly plays

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racocot t1_iuh2zbo wrote

I knew this comment section would deliver

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thendershot t1_iuh3ubz wrote

They must have some really bad beef with each other.

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Boris9397 t1_iuh56t3 wrote

Or so it seems, they'll charge at each other now, start fighting until the one cow is surrounded and is about to be killed... But then suddenly, from on top of the hill a baa is heard! The sheep have come for aid!

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vennxd t1_iuh98yu wrote

They're trying to demonstrate the difference between small and far away cows

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TheRealCibiIsNotHere t1_iuhcw0b wrote

Looks like a cliff behind him. He’s probably that one cow that’s like “hey guys, we should check this out, might be fun” and then convinces them all to jump off with him

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mandu_xiii t1_iuhezuz wrote

They are LARPing Game of Thrones.

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flemtone t1_iuhg00x wrote

That's the alpha cow, scanning the surrounding to make sure the herd is safe.

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Spare-Ad-4558 t1_iuhhkl1 wrote

Likely a neighbors bull that made its way onto the property. He’s sizing up the other bull and trying to determine the risk/reward for if he fights the other bull. If he wins look at all the cows for him to breed. But if he looses it’s just pain and returning to his herd.

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dan-80 t1_iuhn730 wrote

Alpha cow

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Dadirtderp t1_iuhukwc wrote

the grass wasn’t greener

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Giu2020 t1_iui1btj wrote

r/Bossfight

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ZanyWayney t1_iui6d3o wrote

This is one of the flayed photos I've ever seen. Such little sense of depth is hurts my brain a little!

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vikingbub t1_iuidbqr wrote

Somebody plays bannerlord

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Obvious_Sound_5207 t1_iuii71s wrote

And here I am, all I can see is a THREE story house. I would HATE all those stairs! (Obviously someone used to the ranch style, one story houses in Texas, the USA. Lol)

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Tacoshortage t1_iuipwqh wrote

Looks like it should be a Pink Floyd vinyl album cover.

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enescaV t1_iuixia0 wrote

It’s just another Disney channel movie

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Fleshy_Burger t1_iufhnav wrote

This is how I totally envision the American old west, with 100 miners/trappers/homesteaders vs 1 sex worker at the only saloon/inn within 500 miles...

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