Submitted by kevboyj t3_yiiv34 in mildlyinteresting
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kevboyj OP t1_iuiwlmb wrote
I’ll go check my mirrors
DCFUKSURMOM t1_iuiwlpy wrote
Blood blisters can either not hurt at all or be more painful than you'd expect them to be. I've had some that were that size that hurt like a bitch, I guess it depends on where it is. Also these look drawn on.
Extension_Ask_6954 t1_iuiwnq2 wrote
Can confirm it is a micro vampire bite. My friend's mom's auntie had a similar bite on her hand in December 1894 and she was a straight up vampire in 1895.
kevboyj OP t1_iuiwp7i wrote
Just looked, nothing to see there ;)
kevboyj OP t1_iuiwrpi wrote
Can confirm they are not drawn on
DCFUKSURMOM t1_iuix210 wrote
Theoretically, a vampire could see itself in a modern mirror or camera because they don't use silver backing or silver based film anymore.
kevboyj OP t1_iuix9ir wrote
Who says I don’t have a collection of vintage mirrors?
kevboyj OP t1_iuixe97 wrote
It does hurt a little when I press on it. It feels tender almost
DuplicarusMKV t1_iuixftl wrote
Pretend to be spider man
kevboyj OP t1_iuixnbc wrote
I’ll let you know if my senses begin to heighten
kevboyj OP t1_iuiy9am wrote
Let me find a 9 volt battery
nvalle23 t1_iuiydkj wrote
The human smoke detector!
kevboyj OP t1_iuiyjy1 wrote
Hahah yeah. My hands are always super dry. Palm readers would have a lot to say :)
jjpenguins66 t1_iuizmif wrote
You know you have to draw a smiley face under them, right? :)
kerrietaldwell t1_iuiztoi wrote
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kevboyj OP t1_iuj0pfh wrote
That’s a fun idea. It would make a nice minimalist tattoo as well
Juan-More-Taco t1_iuj0scb wrote
Same thing happened to Nicki's cousin's friend.
Blumpkis t1_iuj2k38 wrote
Might wanna be careful now that you've been turned though.. They probably know how to contact one of the numerous vampire hunters
Extension_Ask_6954 t1_iuj3mao wrote
And Nicki doesn't lie. We all know that.
benchiboiii t1_iuj3xl4 wrote
That hand is mildly interesting
Ok_Mongoose_4395 t1_iuj4s8h wrote
Sorry to break this to you but vampires (real ones) don't exist and nor does Santa Clause.
kevboyj OP t1_iuj4t4o wrote
Wait till you find out I have two
benchiboiii t1_iuj5toa wrote
Hahaha good one Mr
Mungologist t1_iuj8i6t wrote
This dude has the world's largest palms and shortest fingers.
kevboyj OP t1_iuj8qw5 wrote
Lol I think it might be the perspective but maybe I truly do have disproportionally sized fingers
Real_TRex_007 t1_iuje4dq wrote
Aliens. They visited you at night. These beings are from a place where the sun is always shining. They need the mitochondria from humans to remain alive during the depths of a dark night. Be well stranger. For the next bite may cut more deeply. Those two teeth. Tiny. But time tested.
6-figer_tempr t1_iujhqci wrote
You took it out of my mouth. It’s a palm reader’s nightmare.
MissWibb t1_iujnin2 wrote
KeepCarlAndCarrieOn t1_iujp8n9 wrote
Draw a face, please!
flickthecig t1_iujzg4m wrote
Came here to say this 🙂
qwertywasdzz123 t1_iuk432e wrote
😭😭😭 Sawnta iswnt reel?????
Blumpkis t1_iuk6lxc wrote
That old, lame joke just made me squirt pepsi out of my nose and I hate myself for it!!
Well played!
Advanced_Unit3 t1_iuivrhu wrote
Might be micro vampires tho