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the_original_Retro t1_iu05tc1 wrote on October 27, 2022 at 4:05 PM

It's sentient. Standing on tiptoe to minimize contact so it won't melt.

Poor thing. Make it a pet instead.

Then you could tell it that it was a good butter, and give it a

...wait for it

pat.

kingnothing1 OP t1_iu077hm wrote on October 27, 2022 at 4:14 PM

OH NO. IT'S PAT.

My shame.

Slabby_the_Baconman t1_iu0etr3 wrote on October 27, 2022 at 5:03 PM

Pat pat the pat.

kingnothing1 OP t1_iu0gmus wrote on October 27, 2022 at 5:15 PM

But if I pat Pat the pat, it won't stand like that