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the_original_Retro t1_iu05tc1 wrote

It's sentient. Standing on tiptoe to minimize contact so it won't melt.

Poor thing. Make it a pet instead.

Then you could tell it that it was a good butter, and give it a

...wait for it

pat.

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texmarine0331 t1_iu09j79 wrote

More importantly. Why are you putting butter into a cold pan? 🤣

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DoodleTM t1_iu0acuc wrote

Yeah, what kind of monster doesn't heat the pan first?

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kingnothing1 OP t1_iu0bxow wrote

Am I not supposed to? I was making a grilled cheese.

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texmarine0331 t1_iu0coi6 wrote

Typically adding butter to a hot pan is preferred to avoid the milk fats burning and adding a bitter flavor to foods. However, a grilled sandwich likely won’t be in the pan long enough to make much of a difference. Butter has a lower smoke point that other oils so will tend to brown faster too.

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kingnothing1 OP t1_iu0gjt1 wrote

Oooh okay. You learn something new every day man, thank you

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Anne_Nonymouse t1_iu06lno wrote

Yoda would be so proud of you 😉

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oilfeather t1_iu0kua5 wrote

I remember something similar happened in a Twilight Zone episode.

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kingnothing1 OP t1_iu0lmnf wrote

Did it make the protagonist go insane?

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oilfeather t1_iu0lxs6 wrote

No. Just his life progressively got worse until it fell over.

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StrixEcho t1_iu063c9 wrote

you are ready, my child

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SmeagoltheRegal t1_iu0cneb wrote

Butter hardware running on playing card software

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snoryder8019 t1_iu2bne2 wrote

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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led204 t1_iu2i7v2 wrote

There is a Twilight Zone episode were something like that happens.

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Individual_Back3959 t1_iu8y774 wrote

could’ve put a yes and no on each side and ask it questions. cube of destiny

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niagaemoc t1_iu0kza8 wrote

r/nevertellmetheodds

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Dry-Fill9591 t1_iu0lx8m wrote

Not even remotely unlikely. It's not a hard object. It doesn't have to line up at the exact perfect angle to stick.

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