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Anne_Nonymouse t1_iu06lno wrote
Yoda would be so proud of you 😉
kingnothing1 OP t1_iu077hm wrote
OH NO. IT'S PAT.
My shame.
texmarine0331 t1_iu09j79 wrote
More importantly. Why are you putting butter into a cold pan? 🤣
DoodleTM t1_iu0acuc wrote
Yeah, what kind of monster doesn't heat the pan first?
XBollockTicklerX t1_iu0bgeu wrote
You know exactly what sub you’re ending up in
kingnothing1 OP t1_iu0bxow wrote
Am I not supposed to? I was making a grilled cheese.
kingnothing1 OP t1_iu0c00x wrote
Um, I don't actually, help me out here.
SmeagoltheRegal t1_iu0cneb wrote
Butter hardware running on playing card software
texmarine0331 t1_iu0coi6 wrote
Typically adding butter to a hot pan is preferred to avoid the milk fats burning and adding a bitter flavor to foods. However, a grilled sandwich likely won’t be in the pan long enough to make much of a difference. Butter has a lower smoke point that other oils so will tend to brown faster too.
Slabby_the_Baconman t1_iu0etr3 wrote
Pat pat the pat.
kingnothing1 OP t1_iu0gjt1 wrote
Oooh okay. You learn something new every day man, thank you
kingnothing1 OP t1_iu0gmus wrote
But if I pat Pat the pat, it won't stand like that
oilfeather t1_iu0kua5 wrote
I remember something similar happened in a Twilight Zone episode.
kingnothing1 OP t1_iu0lmnf wrote
Did it make the protagonist go insane?
Dry-Fill9591 t1_iu0lx8m wrote
Not even remotely unlikely. It's not a hard object. It doesn't have to line up at the exact perfect angle to stick.
oilfeather t1_iu0lxs6 wrote
No. Just his life progressively got worse until it fell over.
Safe-Bed-1982 t1_iu0n8i5 wrote
Butter said square up
Safe-Bed-1982 t1_iu0ncyl wrote
Run while you still can
Yes_I_Fuck_Foxes t1_iu1z8uv wrote
Post results to /r/grilledcheese
kingnothing1 OP t1_iu27gur wrote
Oooh my friend it has been long eaten. No documentation was done.
snoryder8019 t1_iu2bne2 wrote
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
snoryder8019 t1_iu2bsa0 wrote
Well......next time then. Next time.
Individual_Back3959 t1_iu8y774 wrote
could’ve put a yes and no on each side and ask it questions. cube of destiny
the_original_Retro t1_iu05tc1 wrote
It's sentient. Standing on tiptoe to minimize contact so it won't melt.
Poor thing. Make it a pet instead.
Then you could tell it that it was a good butter, and give it a
...wait for it
pat.