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ArienSha t1_ix2ldc8 wrote

Oh no.. they now also come in turd colour? gifgif

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Mysterytophat t1_ix2lmq6 wrote

This is the first time ive ever seen brown earbuds

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brianinohio t1_ix2m2d6 wrote

Eww... chocolate gooey ear....try hydrogen peroxide...lol

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jennana100 t1_ix2mw0r wrote

My guy...did you eat your ear bud?

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probenation t1_ix2nj0z wrote

You will need a pear to connect that thing to Bluetooth.

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Daegzy t1_ix2p9g5 wrote

...are you gonna eat it?

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Sentsuizan t1_ix2q3yf wrote

Are these the Samsung bean buds because I can't fathom why the design is so bad

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RockyDify t1_ix2q98j wrote

How close did it come to your ear?

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puddlejumpers t1_ix2qn4o wrote

Why did you just have a cashew hanging out with your earbuds? r/quityourbullshit

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lokemon_35 t1_ix2rdxz wrote

Replying to Mysterytophat (#587,713)

It's Pinkish Gold on the other side. They're from Samsung and I have a pair of these too. Apparently, they're colored this way partly to look like and nornalise wearing hearing aids.

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leaife t1_ix2rog3 wrote

These some cronchy beats.

Just don't mistake your earbud for the chocolate-covered cashew.

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go_half_the_way t1_ix2s02o wrote

And this is how my farther chewed on his hearing aid.

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joe199799 t1_ix2vkpo wrote

First of all

THE BEANS!!!!!

second I really did not like these headphones at all, they don't work for my ears whatsoever and they did not get that loud (for me anyway) not judging you if you enjoy them, just found I'm definitely more of an in ear earphone kinda person instead of sitting in your ear if that makes sense.

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NenPame t1_ix2wl3g wrote

What did it sound like? Could you hear the ocean?

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AvidSoapLover t1_ix2wyi6 wrote

why your earbud(s) built like that 💀💀

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idiBanashapan t1_ix2z10k wrote

Chocolate covered cashews? I have never heard of these.

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ArienSha t1_ix300do wrote

Replying to joe199799 (#588,334)

I have to be honest.. I have tried apple ones a couple time and i absolutely hated the feeling of any crap being in my ears (maybe i have freaky ears or something, i dunno), so i am actually quite passionately disliking any of them in any colour from any brand... No offense to anyone who likes them, but on top of clogging your ears, to me they all look absolutely ridonkulous. Its kinda like fleece sweaters. They look horrible, but they are terribly practical, so people wear them.

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ArienSha t1_ix30ar9 wrote

Replying to Sentsuizan (#588,024)

I used to love Samsung Galaxy phones. The earphones they came with however.... Geesh... it's like they were insisting to make them as bad humanly possible.. so now I've moved on to a diff android phone and only use big earphones gif

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Ishidan01 t1_ix34lhr wrote

ok so...where is your other earbud?

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Rubcionnnnn t1_ix361jw wrote

Replying to joe199799 (#588,334)

I think they are pretty good. The only thing I hate is that of course Samsung refuses to use the open standard APTX bluetooth protocol that everyone else uses and instead uses a proprietary one so there is an insane amount of latency (almost a full second) unless you use them with a samsung phone.

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joe199799 t1_ix369st wrote

Replying to ArienSha (#588,594)

That's fair I just don't think my canals work for ones that sit in my ears like they just don't seal and I hate it so I get ones that go on my ear so I can get a seal

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joe199799 t1_ix36eft wrote

Replying to Rubcionnnnn (#588,929)

I would look into that personally, I used them with a OnePlus 7t pro and a pixel 4a and never had that issue I believe I was using sbc for the audio codec or aac one of the two (you can switch in developer options on Android) (tap build number a shit ton of times in about phone until it says you are now a developer)

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KeenJelly t1_ix37g4v wrote

Chocolate cashews?! Goddamn, I didn't know these existed. I guess I'll just speed run to 300lbs now.

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IShallSealTheHeavens t1_ix3a39s wrote

Replying to TotalWarthog93 (#588,717)

Have hearing aids, I think you might be referring to the implants. Those are for serious hearing loss only from my understanding. I have fairly recent hearing aids too, got them in 2019? They basically function like wireless ear buds and can connect to devices via Bluetooth. You can definitely tell they're still hearing aids tho since they'll sit on the back of your ear.

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Raichu7 t1_ix3c5ji wrote

Imagine having to explain to a doctor why a grown adult is in to have a chocolate covered cashew removed from their ear.

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R-2000 t1_ix3d6qw wrote

I think that you might need glasses as well.

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andzno1 t1_ix3eq54 wrote

r/forbiddenearbuds

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Skagganauk t1_ix3f753 wrote

Did you put it in your ear? Because if you didn’t I’ll eat it.

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HPfan94 t1_ix3h9p7 wrote

Replying to Kurai_Tora (#589,562)

A lot of people can't use hearing aids like that though. Depending on the degree of hearing loss they may not be able to provide enough power, and they definitely aren't practical for children with hearing loss.

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WeepingAgnello t1_ix3hh8h wrote

Did it go in your ear? Let the cat lick it!

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[deleted] t1_ix3i1jo wrote

Question is: Did you put candy in your ear, or did you put buds in your mouth.

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mpg111 t1_ix3ia74 wrote

I need arrows and circles

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SomeHorologist t1_ix3lezn wrote

HE'S GOT THE BEANS

but why tho, they kinda suck

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StnMtn_ t1_ix3lkhq wrote

Did your hearing go nutty on you?

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_Wraith t1_ix3lyah wrote

Replying to lokemon_35 (#588,097)

That's an interesting assertion. I just assumed they were colored the same as phones from that generation. I have the matching rose gold phone and earbuds.

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ghostfreckle611 t1_ix3mz2p wrote

Why? Did you pull it out of the case and stick in your ear?

Did it charge?

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DeltaBob42 t1_ix3nzls wrote

Soooo... where'd the other one go?

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ken6217 t1_ix3p0j7 wrote

Must’ve been some good weed

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darlin-clementine OP t1_ix3qalx wrote

Y’all are nuts! Lol, to answer your questions: I did not put the cashew in my ear, nor did I eat my earbud.

My headphones fell off of my nightstand. As, I occasionally enjoy a packet of chocolate cashews, there was a rogue one on the floor. When I went to pick up my headphones, I grabbed a headphone and the cashew thinking they were the pair.

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Doomtrooper12 t1_ix3saed wrote

I hated those earbuds, they never seemed it stay on my ears, so I bought the galaxy buds pro to replace them.

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aclockworkporridge t1_ix3tb9i wrote

Replying to ggdisney (#590,016)

Are they implants? Can they be taken out? Surely a doctor can't recommend a product that disallows participation in any athletic activity... Basically the only thing that's truly good for us

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FlameHank t1_ix3twid wrote

I thought that was a kidney

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Hugh_Man t1_ix3vddl wrote

Replying to joe199799 (#588,334)

I took me a while to figure out how to wear them properly, but once I did they are super comfortable, and I love how they are not in-ear.

The sound quality is a little meh though. Same for the noise cancelling.

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Shadowdragon409 t1_ix3vgj2 wrote

How do you even stick that in your ear? It's massive

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bziggy91 t1_ix3vog5 wrote

Replying to aclockworkporridge (#590,534)

I believe the hearing aids they're referring to are semi-implantables. They're inserted into the ear and then left there for 3-4 months, at which point they're removed, thrown away, and replaced.

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TheHancock t1_ix3xuyk wrote

Dang cheap earbuds! Melted in my pocket again!

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omnifeeder t1_ix40ffm wrote

So that must mean you ate your other earbud.

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Jokkitch t1_ix41pkn wrote

At least it wasn’t the other way around

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hartfarm22 t1_ix43u8m wrote

Those are some real beans mate

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MinerDiner t1_ix43xq8 wrote

How the hell do people wear earbuds shaped like this. They don't even fit in the ear in any way

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cyk123 t1_ix43y0b wrote

That's a bean, not earbud :p

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BDMblue t1_ix448i8 wrote

Are they dark to match your skin tone? I hope so because if your not black or brown it must look like poo in your ear.

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dkl65 t1_ix44cbz wrote

This immediately reminded me of Bob the Builder mistaking a banana for his yellow cellphone.

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Vorc70 t1_ix44lyy wrote

How does that earbud actually fit in your ear?

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[deleted] t1_ix45r4w wrote

omg I have those exact same ones

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Max0_o123 t1_ix467p7 wrote

"Hey, why isn't my left earbud working?"

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Khaoz_Se7en t1_ix478w8 wrote

I didn’t think either of these were cashews or earbuds at first glance

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Pyrox645 t1_ix479ju wrote

He bought the beans!

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TheKrakenIV t1_ix47m3f wrote

Well I though you'd mistake it for something else.... You know 😜

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SlapmyFace t1_ix483eo wrote

Trust me wearing a cashew is infinitely better than eating an earbud.

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professor_doom t1_ix484b7 wrote

I went to lint a stick of incense and it turned out to be a sparkler, which scared the shit out of me.

Another time, I accidentally started to brush my teeth with hemorrhoid cream because someone left that in the wrong drawer and they looked identical. O

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Ifureadthisyoulldie t1_ix48dco wrote

A skinned toned ear bud for me! Brilliant! Just in time for Black Friday. I need these

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IamToddDebeikis t1_ix4dd19 wrote

Found a bag of chocolate chips on the pool table. 9 year old me is in stealth mode bc im not allowed to est sugar. Pop one in my mouth and it tastes horrible. Spit it out. My grandparents walk in, I ask them about the bag. It was my grandpas kidney stones.

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Knife-yWife-y t1_ix4jt5p wrote

I've seen ads for this color earbud. Now I know exactly why they bothered me so much.

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Akwagazod t1_ix4kqs2 wrote

Your earbud looks like doodoo.

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jacktalife t1_ix4lmgj wrote

Just tell us where to get chocolate coated cashews we don’t care about anything else

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zuldrahn t1_ix4lz4j wrote

TIL chocolate cashews are a thing (and someone actually chooses to buy brown coloured products)

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lazermaniac t1_ix4ntoj wrote

I had that happen with gum and a silicone earplug. Not a fun morning.

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chev327fox t1_ix4uur7 wrote

How’s the sound quality of that cashew?

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CraftyKuko t1_ix52pl4 wrote

Was this before or after you took the cashew out of your ear?

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Griffin_Throwaway t1_ix55dch wrote

ah, the Samsung Beans

what a bizarre little wireless bud that abuses the corpse of AKG for clot

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SirKittyton t1_ix5a3d9 wrote

How do you keep your beans so clean?!

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MrJuniperBreath t1_ix5azip wrote

Said cashew also has a face. It's like a cocoa manatee with a bloodhound head.

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liam_redit1st t1_ix5ccbh wrote

Worse if it was the other way around, bit crunchy

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Actual_Mortician t1_ix5ealr wrote

Now where is my right ear bud? Looks like yours, but black.

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Lovat69 t1_ix62xcr wrote

Please tell me you didn't eat your ear bud.

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itchymus t1_ix6eajp wrote

it took 3 hours to figure out why you weren't getting any sound out of that side. by then you had brown ear

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dr_greenwall t1_ix6gy09 wrote

.... no longer quite so delicious ...

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mbrad7 t1_ix6j1sz wrote

Honestly you’re earbud looks tastier than the chocolate cashew.

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limberacci t1_ix719j8 wrote

This reminds me of getting a chocolate chip stuck in my ear as a kid - from sneaking chocolate chip cookies into bed.

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