Don't eat him. He thinks outside the orange box.

My girlfriend said no to buying him too because it is probably deformed but I am going to give him the chance he deserves

I pity the fruit.

Looks like a large parasite in camouflage.

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That's a dick vein my dude

That would be the umbilical cord, if it’s a navel orange that is 🥸

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Technically it would be just an it, a thing. Fruit is a ripened ovary with the seeds that the male and female trees created when they “loved each other very much.”