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bonedorito t1_j1ydn76 wrote
I was gonna say the same!
the_wolf_howl t1_j1zu3qj wrote
This looks like one of those plastic hair snakes you use to clean the shower drain. :p
[deleted] t1_j1ywo0l wrote
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Peeinyourcompost t1_j1yv3p2 wrote
I can explain this!
The structure of a strand of human hair is a lot like the structure of a steel bridge cable or a fiber optic cable, with a bundle of long fibers encased in an outer cuticle, which under a miscroscope looks sort of like a bunch of flat scales all pointing in the same direction. You can feel these scales if you rub a strand of hair one way, and then the other; the "wrong" way will feel a little squeakier. Split ends occur when that outer cuticle is damaged enough to expose the inner bundle and allow the fibers to spring free.
This particular pattern, which I have seen before, indicates that the cuticle is super worn away and fragile for a substantial length of the strand, which makes me think of a few possibilities: OP has been growing it out for a long time, regularly makes use of heat styling tools or tight hair ties, is involved in surfing/swimming/sports, or has used a color treatment that incorporates a lifting agent that chemically breaks the bonds between the cuticle scales to allow the treatment to penetrate the strand. All lightening agents and most permanent dyes do this, apart from plant-based dyes with no additives, such as pure henna lawsonia.
Tl;dr nope, it's not a bug leg!
dranaei t1_j1z421v wrote
You seem to know a lot about hair.
insouciant_bedlamite t1_j20h14j wrote
That's really interesting info but can we go back to the part about what you did to my compost?
Peeinyourcompost t1_j20vtds wrote
It's free nitrogen!
insouciant_bedlamite t1_j210mij wrote
oh ok that sounds like a good thing I think, thanks fam
eyesocketbubblegum t1_j1z1qri wrote
Interesting. Thanks for the info.
TheMultiRounderGamer t1_j1zwzbj wrote
this guy hairs
A_yondering t1_j1z5pmt wrote
Why or how do water sports damage the cuticle?
Peeinyourcompost t1_j1zbs5m wrote
A number of factors here! Chlorine and saltwater are huge contributors, and swimming tends to involve a lot of sun exposure, plus there's tangling and agitation.
More specifically, agitation of any animal hair fiber while wet means the cuticle scales have been softened by the water, so they've lifted up a little, and each strand is rubbing with its neighbors, scraping and damaging each other's lifted scales.
Incidentally, this mechanical agitation of strands against one another while they have lifted and softened cuticle scales is also how woolen clothing ends up felted if you throw it in the washing machine.
A_yondering t1_j24up1w wrote
As a sailor who loves to swim, I suppose I'm doomed to split ends! Thanks for the explanation.
radarksu t1_j22khff wrote
Water sports is what she does to your compost.
TriblialBrainDamblge t1_j20nsl6 wrote
I had to stop reading and make sure I wasn't getting shittymorphed after about 2 sentences.
sukicat t1_j22k427 wrote
I was so certain!!
Pothole2112 t1_j22lmat wrote
Ok but how do you fix this? What kind of treatment or routine would you recommend for hair that has gotten this bad?
Peeinyourcompost t1_j23kwu9 wrote
Nothing can actually repair a damaged hair strand, since they are non-living cells once they leave the follicle, so the only actual fix once the cuticle is physically damaged is a trim with very sharp scissors. However, any product that coats the hair shaft in molecules that will fill in a little of that damaged surface and provide slip will help somewhat with tangling and visible dullness, such as repairing and deep conditioning hair treatments that contain lipids (oils and fats) and/or silicones (dimethicone, trimethicone, dimethiconol, etc.). Silicones can also temporarily sort of glue very small splits together until the next wash, although a split like this one is far beyond their powers.
The down side to silicones is that the way they coat the hair shaft can also keep moisture and lipids out, leading to dryer hair over time, so if you go that route, it's a good idea to use a harsher detergent like a clarifying shampoo once a week or so, followed by some kind of silicone-free lipid treatment, like a shea butter leave-in.
Oils and fats are great for prevention and conditioning! Sebum is a hair conditioner that your body manufactures, and any lipids with similar properties are helpful. You can apply them straight up as an overnight treatment, or use them as a light daily control and protection product, such as by rubbing a little almond oil or shea butter between your palms and finger-combing it through damp hair, although heads up that with hair as fine and straight as OP's it's easy to accidentally use too much and end up looking a bit greasy. Curly, kinky, and thick hair takes really well to heavier use of oils and fats; this is why the Black hair care aisle is shea butter heaven!
For immediate care after a color treatment that incorporates a lifting agent, especially lightening treatments, a protein treatment product like KeraFix can lead to better long-term hair quality by replacing some of the lost protein molecules and keeping the weakened hair from stretching as easily, which does a ton of damage.
And I'll stop there, since this comment is already very long.
Threspian t1_j24ds5a wrote
For the record, I absolutely swear by coconut oil. Literally the kind you buy in the grocery store. One jar is my moisturizing routine for a full year (bc that’s how long it takes to expire).
SunChipMan t1_j217xx6 wrote
wait, so is peeing in compost good?
Peeinyourcompost t1_j23l5pe wrote
Yes! It's free nitrogen! Everyone should be peeing in their compost! Unless you're taking certain kinds of medications, in which case, maybe don't add e.g. a bunch of lithium to your vegetable garden.
SpinalPrizon t1_j1ydshu wrote
Incorrect. Your splits ends, has a piece of hair stuck to it
craftyxena73 t1_j1zrnmj wrote
Lmao Take my free award kind person.
SpinalPrizon t1_j1zrrjo wrote
Oh shucks. Thanks
KayoKnot t1_j1ye8xh wrote
I count 16.
GoldennTrash t1_j1za7oq wrote
u r correct
AZBamboo89 t1_j22u25z wrote
As do I
HuskyRacoon t1_j1ysnaw wrote
My cockateil has this exact same thing on his head
joalheagney t1_j21j42f wrote
Yup. I was thinking the same thing. At this point, it's no longer hair but a feather.
ToyKar t1_j21xghk wrote
Yeah looks like a littld cockatiel crest lol.love when they shed them
HuskyRacoon t1_j221ttm wrote
Me too, i have a collection. Some curtsey of my other asshole yoinking them out for him lol.
plamboo t1_j1zfpta wrote
Ugh I used to have suuuuper long hair and I miss finding the rare hair like this. Those were some of my favorites.
cdrchandler t1_j21mdye wrote
Did you also start with the highest one up and peel them off one by one until there were just wisps left, or was that just me? 👀
chosen1creator t1_j1yzjv6 wrote
Your hair is growing hair
RedIcarus1 t1_j2071ey wrote
Pitiful attempt at growing feathers…
Norwester77 t1_j1ygpff wrote
You sure that’s not a down feather from your pillow/coat?
FriesWithThat t1_j1ye6pq wrote
yourdoggoismine t1_j1ymq4h wrote
That is an insect leg
HuffleCatXxX t1_j204ek1 wrote
I used to pick at my split ends and loved coming across ones like these. It was always so gratifying.
SunChipMan t1_j2186xg wrote
I was certain that gratifying was the wrong word. Turns out it's spot on. TIL
AstronautApe t1_j1yvja5 wrote
Man, you must really like arguing over trivial details
Peeinyourcompost t1_j1zeakr wrote
Dad jokes ahoy!
sunflowersunset1 t1_j1z1mn6 wrote
You need a haircut
litb4206 t1_j1ye18k wrote
I knew a guy who’d eat that shit
NooberryCake t1_j1yei53 wrote
Bro... Why tho?
redheadMInerd2 t1_j1z8im3 wrote
That’s a thick hair to begin with!
Sheepnoodlesoodles t1_j1zi7zz wrote
I count 17
idontevenliftbrah t1_j206ptv wrote
I've lived more than 3 decades on earth and TIL what a split hair looks like
Follement t1_j21oxjv wrote
Please give us you haircare routine so we can avoid.
ellefleming t1_j1yie6q wrote
Haircut 💈 ✂️ 🧴
Artchantress t1_j1yj6r8 wrote
Are you a bird?
UnifiedQuantumField t1_j1zdj6z wrote
>split ends
I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
Medysus t1_j2045ys wrote
You beat my record by two.
blakeboii t1_j20a685 wrote
That’s a cockroach leg
Fap4Jebus t1_j20bgi9 wrote
OP, this you?
Neat_Expression_5380 t1_j20ywh7 wrote
I always find split ends fascinating
Kezly t1_j1ygdcq wrote
Are they all like this?
Zelensexual t1_j1ytvzq wrote
Poor Boy
MoonBoot666 t1_j1z390v wrote
Thanks I hate it
santathe1 t1_j1z759a wrote
Your head must look like a Christmas tree.
[deleted] t1_j1zhgzx wrote
Drink more water
Saayyum t1_j1zzun7 wrote
16*
ImoJenny t1_j207wnj wrote
You can't fool me. That is a feather and you, OP, are clearly molting.
volatileuprising72 t1_j208zb0 wrote
Split ends can be caused by a variety of factors, including heat styling, chemical treatments, and environmental damage.
sideofirish t1_j209i25 wrote
Take a supplement with biotin.
Bryce_Taylor1 t1_j20a0rq wrote
You're a bird
Whatsallthefussabou1 t1_j20at2e wrote
Have you checked to see if you are growing gills?
Ill_Yogurtcloset_982 t1_j20cnsg wrote
you can go fishing with that thing
Wwwweeeeeeee t1_j20g5sp wrote
I highly recommend Australian 3 Minute miracle conditioner for that head of hair.
Elrigoo t1_j20pjbi wrote
You can clean your drain with that
I-seddit t1_j215x40 wrote
Congratulations, you're a fern.
Besunmin t1_j217k9y wrote
Literally Gabby Douglas
SunChipMan t1_j217peu wrote
undercover cricket
wombey12 t1_j2181kk wrote
OP is a human barbed wire factory
Banaanisade t1_j2184b7 wrote
I'm afraid you may be growing tendrils, sir/ma'am.
averagemaleuser86 t1_j219t5s wrote
Your hair is a cockroach leg
itsCS117 t1_j21gtyu wrote
now lets see your fingertips, do they look the same?
bluntologist1291 t1_j22hqkt wrote
I counted 16
Bootybootsbooty t1_j22k6ct wrote
Cockroach leg
Fluid_Conversation75 t1_j22tqan wrote
Looks like a fucking mosquitoes leg or some shit. Nasty.
Ordinary_Today401 t1_j22ts9s wrote
Makes me think of the movie The Fly.
[deleted] t1_j22x85a wrote
well when you twist multiple hairs together to make a fake picture that’ll happen
GBtradingcourse t1_j23b4gi wrote
so it's a hairy... hair
EndersGame_Reviewer t1_j23v2nc wrote
I'm so glad you counted. :)
TheBrownNoize t1_j1zeg1r wrote
No more empty self possession
Visions swept under the mat
It’s no New Year’s resolution
It’s more than that
Due_Signature_5497 t1_j1zewl7 wrote
But there’s only one “end”. Your hair split in 15 places.
[deleted] t1_j1z747k wrote
woahhhh.. you have way too much free time....
TimeTravelMishap t1_j2158d8 wrote
Huh?
[deleted] t1_j1ydgvr wrote
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