Submitted by Pro_96 t3_zza61f in mildlyinteresting
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[deleted] t1_j2adbdk wrote
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hamfist_ofthenorth t1_j2aemuo wrote
Jerkoff by Gucci
TheElectrocrat t1_j2aeynp wrote
You want I should spray some of my Jerkoff on you?
-Chief Clancy Wiggum
RexNebular518 t1_j2afhkl wrote
I had to read it three times.
Pro_96 OP t1_j2ahtnw wrote
Haha, I did too, the first time I came across it. It’s Italian. I think it means going beyond smells or something like that
buzzothefuzzo t1_j2ailnc wrote
the dyslexia in me had to read this 3 times to figure out that it didn't say jerkoff... so maybe it's just not a great name for a company that doesn't cater to the porn or artificial insemination industries.
Lost-Length7535 t1_j2ayfn0 wrote
Cringe
theveryrealreal t1_j2b0x4r wrote
I sell an eau du toilet that comes with kidney stones. Hit me up on kick-starter.
Independent-Metal610 t1_j2bd3ri wrote
It’s likely due to seeing “shooting stars” right underneath it.
LexusK t1_j2bmhkl wrote
well fuck, at Xerjoff prices, it's the least they can do
GuppyGB t1_j2by27v wrote
Well there's no X or J in the Italian alphabet so not sure what you mean. The word is made up. Maybe that's just their slogan?
Cool-Presentation538 t1_j2c1l2z wrote
If you switch the X and the J the company name is Jerxoff
ghostninja- t1_j2c2ikx wrote
Joe Dirt also had a meteorite
Exoticsimplicity t1_j2c6fke wrote
😂😂😂😂
OhioCentrist t1_j2c979b wrote
yesiusedcalmag t1_j2ca9gq wrote
Well, how does it smell?
Mr_iDoNtShiVeAgiT_2 t1_j2cd4ru wrote
Congratulations that says jerkoff in space language. Lol
Pro_96 OP t1_j2cjhx7 wrote
Maybe. I’m not an expert on Italian brands or anything, but that’s what I had read previously.
Pro_96 OP t1_j2cjl2v wrote
Expensive
sailor_sega_saturn t1_j2cjyvk wrote
How expensive is your perfume that it came with a 76 year old meteorite as a fun bonus?
HalobenderFWT t1_j2ck554 wrote
I speak fluent fake Italian, there’s no way I can say this in fake Italian.
Pro_96 OP t1_j2ckfr4 wrote
That’s only because it’s fake
AUniquePerspective t1_j2clq1h wrote
Bon jiorno.
Pro_96 OP t1_j2cm2qi wrote
Around 230 USD for 50ml (the only size it comes in)
Pro_96 OP t1_j2cmq5z wrote
True, but it’s still a great gesture. There’s other brands that cost way more that don’t give you shit. Xerjoff’s packaging is also truly next level.
Professionalchump t1_j2cnfa5 wrote
I'm curious did you know it was going to come with a meteorite?
Pro_96 OP t1_j2cnu9a wrote
I did, actually. Most of Xerjoff’s perfumes in the Shooting Stars collection comes with a piece of meteorite, as the line was inspired by them.
Wisermartin t1_j2coted wrote
Jerxoff
kittytoes21 t1_j2crq03 wrote
From USSR
Asecularist t1_j2cx7a2 wrote
U fund putin
Pro_96 OP t1_j2d8r83 wrote
From space, actually. Happened to land in USSR.
vivekisprogressive t1_j2d9v6e wrote
SMH, I'm gonna have to flunk you in 'Intro to Italian Branding' then.
SylvieJay t1_j2dqwkv wrote
Came looking for this, wasn't disappointed 😆
Cartographer0108 t1_j2dr0n1 wrote
JERXOFF
LexusK t1_j2e5a6p wrote
I joke about the price, but it certainly is a nice gesture. I think Xerjoff is well worth the price for the level of luxury l.
Pro_96 OP t1_j2e7cdi wrote
I agree. The quality of ingredients & the blend is top notch.
cell2question t1_j2et60x wrote
Next level. Wish I had a piece of a meteorite :(
LexusK t1_j2eyave wrote
and the projection of the fragrance? Amazing. I've yet to be disappointed by a perfume from them. I currently have two, but I'm always itching to add a new one
Secret-Squirrel86 t1_j2f14zw wrote
That's really cool actually. I love stuff related to or from space.
JayeNBTF t1_j2f3e0j wrote
Is totally not piece of welding slag 🤷🏻♀️
Pro_96 OP t1_j2f5mmz wrote
Me too. It’s quite interesting to wonder where it came from.
Secret-Squirrel86 t1_j2f87sf wrote
Yes it is. I also love imagining it's formation, age, and journey through space and what it may have passed.
Pro_96 OP t1_j2f8kj8 wrote
Well, what’d you expect a meteorite to look like? Shiny & glowy?
JonnyBravo956 t1_j2aczrl wrote
I can’t help but read the brand as Jerk off. Idk why