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Spooky_Noodle_ OP t1_j1nrndv wrote
I'm fairly certain it's dead but I also thought to myself if any animal could survive it would be this dinosaur mf
DirtySeuss414 t1_j1nrxts wrote
Yeah I’m not positive but I feel like it’s alive and just waiting for better days
OorPancake t1_j1ns1vl wrote
I think so too, but I'd still be unsurprised if it wasn't. :)
Spooky_Noodle_ OP t1_j1nsxxg wrote
The scientist in me has to tell you that I am very confident in that a horseshoe crab would not survive this. Freeze tolerance is pretty rare, and there aren't any spiders (horseshoes crab modern day relatives) that can survive being frozen for a long period of time like this guy. Not to mention it's out been out of the water for a while by now.
CapJackReddit t1_j1ntsoe wrote
Poor little horseshoe slab :(
DirtySeuss414 t1_j1nw2qn wrote
:( I hate it when the scientist in you comes out to crush my horseshoe crab dreams. I accept this reality :,(
AlooDaGreat t1_j1ny9di wrote
Or a big popsicle???
Keepupthegood t1_j1ny9mo wrote
They holding some bread. As in money.
Dudephish t1_j1o80fw wrote
It's so cold, its blood probably turned blue.
Budget-Boysenberry t1_j1oc3wh wrote
Are they edible?
Khaldara t1_j1oc7jv wrote
The silver lining being that for anyone long awaiting a crab popsicle, your ship has come in
Eastern-Mix9636 t1_j1of0la wrote
I’m pretty sure unauthorized resale would be heavily frowned-upon.
Spooky_Noodle_ OP t1_j1oh9ez wrote
They are technically edible but they are rarely eaten. There's very little meat on them, they're mostly shell and more similar to spiders than crabs. The meat is supposedly rubbery. It's more common to eat their eggs especially in Asian countries but they have to be properly prepared or they can be toxic.
RichardNyxn t1_j1ok360 wrote
Put him in the microwave
idhtftc t1_j1oqvyh wrote
DotT.bat?
kegareta69 t1_j1orcqi wrote
most likely still alive, leave him alone
kegareta69 t1_j1ork5o wrote
NO!!!!!!!!
mcrbiddy t1_j1oshm8 wrote
it’s twice as old as the dinosaurs
Spooky_Noodle_ OP t1_j1ossy0 wrote
This is very true these guys are ancient! Outlived the dinosaurs and maybe they'll outlive us too.
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Arugula_Fan t1_j1ou6ru wrote
This could also be a molted shell. I’ve seen them a lot, looks like a live horseshoe crab, but it’s empty.
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Emergency-Snacks-13 t1_j1ox0ds wrote
If you’re cold, they’re cold…. Bring him inside
Aldoine t1_j1oxigi wrote
Hamster time
Edit: https://youtu.be/2tdiKTSdE9Y
TLDR: video on how scientists genuinely were freezing hamsters solid, and heating them back up with microwaves, and the hamsters were fine.
wtf81 t1_j1oyjze wrote
I live very close to that resort and am currently where there would be frozen horseshoe crabs in Massachusetts. This seems to be an incredible coincidence.
nectarfraiche t1_j1p0110 wrote
How was Christmas in Duxbury? ☺️
wtf81 t1_j1p06uq wrote
I'm in on cape so not too far. It was very pleasant. How was Massanutten? How was your Christmas?
Dorkinfo t1_j1p4464 wrote
I am very old and expected that to be hamster dance. It is not.
LoneWulf14 t1_j1p6k8c wrote
Feed into that scientist within you and thaw the little guy out. For science!
HellsMalice t1_j1p9e8n wrote
I have no clue what they actually look like so my headcanon is that spike is his giant crab dong
Spooky_Noodle_ OP t1_j1pae50 wrote
I'll update with the other side
Spooky_Noodle_ OP t1_j1pastt wrote
I posted a picture of the other side for anyone who's interested
Omnithea t1_j1pauaz wrote
Harvest the blood.
Spooky_Noodle_ OP t1_j1pazmz wrote
Haha I live at the beach. After the big storm the past few days there was dozens of these guys washed up. Most of them are long dead, and we just let nature be
Spooky_Noodle_ OP t1_j1pb101 wrote
Put it back where I found it
Spooky_Noodle_ OP t1_j1pb6o3 wrote
Looked solid to me, posted an update of the other (top) side
Loki_the_Trustworthy t1_j1pe2la wrote
It's anecdotal but I had a gradeschool teacher who claimed to have found a frozen one that he brought home to keep its exoskeleton. He left it outside to thaw while he did some errands and came home to find his dog losing his shit because the thing was alive and running around in his backyard. I think he said he took it back to the river afterward.
Dude was a pretty sincere guy who doesn't strike me as the type to make something like that up, so I personally take it as true. I'd say there's a non-0% chance the one in OP's pic is alive.
Saoirsenobas t1_j1pgegy wrote
Not if we continue to harvest them for their blood unfortunately
arothen t1_j1phyz7 wrote
It's probably been dead for a while in water, got thrown out to the beach and then froze.
TrueNorthBen t1_j1piivs wrote
Now that’s fresh seafood.
tanyyawangg t1_j1pj4gp wrote
It’s probably just it’s shedded shell not the crab itself. The live on the ocean floor so I doubt it’s common to see them.
tanyyawangg t1_j1pj7mh wrote
It’s more likely it’s the spent shell and not the crab. It’s not very common you would see a hose shoe grab being they live on the ocean floor.
Full-Comedian419 t1_j1pk4r7 wrote
Is no maybe
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neonphoenix09 t1_j1pmo43 wrote
Free bowl
Wuntoothrie t1_j1pmz9t wrote
Don't know why you're getting downvoted.
There are quite a few animals that survive being frozen solid.
Fucking evolution, amiright ?
KentuckyFriedEel t1_j1pocid wrote
Flash frozen for later consumption
HighColdDesert t1_j1pogc2 wrote
Horseshoe carbs live in the ocean. Do they also live in fresh water?
truedoom t1_j1pozfk wrote
Is this why they never holiday to northern Europe?
pusillanimouslist t1_j1pp3kt wrote
Not sure who downvoted you, but you’re half right. We do harvest them for blood for medical purposes, but they’re supposed to return them and the expected fatality rate is pretty low, and the total numbers taken for blood is way less than those taken for bait and food.
That being said, the process of collecting their blood is in decline. There are synthetic alternatives that are beginning to replace the crab blood route.
euxino t1_j1ppuig wrote
Yummy popsicle
LonelyPalpitation176 t1_j1ps1qh wrote
Where is it horseshoe crabs live in seashore which are not that cold it's unnatural.
Wingsofthepegasus t1_j1ptiow wrote
Off topic but I totally recognise the ski tag / pass. Used to live in that area lol
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j1ptiw6 wrote
This is the most tragic thing I've seen all day.
Stevewhit24 t1_j1pw7kz wrote
Horseshoe crab: "I'm just chillin"
newguestuser t1_j1pyx1e wrote
Actually quite commonly seen at specific times as the ocean floor meets land at the beach. Fun to watch tourists freak out seeing the live at teh shoreline as they can look a little scary. From Google:
Limulus polyphemus is internationally listed as vulnerable. During full moons, new moons, and high tides in May and June, hundreds of thousands of horseshoe crabs converge on the Delaware Bay to breed.
newguestuser t1_j1pyyob wrote
Good one .
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_A_ t1_j1q09pc wrote
Take it home and keep it as a pet
PMMEBITCOINPLZ t1_j1q0eie wrote
The temptation to lick it is strong.
lgary t1_j1q294k wrote
You took a horseshoe crab skiing last February 18th?
Firm_Blacksmith4838 t1_j1q2u9o wrote
It's just a coincidence. There are no big coincidences or small coincidences
Firm_Blacksmith4838 t1_j1q2xz4 wrote
I appreciate you not linking it here
DarknoorX t1_j1q6e8h wrote
That's one crabby tasting popsicle.
0111011101110111 t1_j1q94j1 wrote
But did your tongue stick to it. That’s really what we all want to know.
meowmoomeowmoon t1_j1q9evr wrote
NOOOOO
meowmoomeowmoon t1_j1q9gq7 wrote
Saoirsenobas t1_j1q9pdr wrote
I worked in a lab researching this a few years ago.. our studies found fatalaty rates of bleeding and transport around 33% at the time. Also the amount of blood you can collect is proportional to their size so companies were deliberately collecting females which are larger, causing extremely skewed sex ratios in the surviving wild populations (10 males: 1female). Also the synthetic substitutes are nowhere near commercially viable but the research is promising.
Agitated-Joey t1_j1qbzqn wrote
The scientist side of me however is a little bit different. I’d throw that mf in a microwave and bring it back to life that way. You know, like how the microwave was first used and invented.
bear_U32 t1_j1qfcaz wrote
Wow and outside is freeze like south Atlantic Ocean
Openthesushibar t1_j1qgh74 wrote
Omg the endless scroll of hamster dance
sonicjesus t1_j1qjk56 wrote
Yeah, that one's broken. Probably already dead, and the fermenting gasses caused it to float.
This time of year they winter over deep in the sea, as far as 600 feet below the water surface.
sonicjesus t1_j1qjxtc wrote
They're nature's little Roombas.
Keepupthegood t1_j1qk3q4 wrote
BDMblue t1_j1quxz3 wrote
Quiet you.
sltiefighter t1_j1qvvqg wrote
Massanutten you mean bukkake?
Andire t1_j1qwr4c wrote
>there aren't any spiders (horseshoes crab modern day relatives) that can survive being frozen for a long period of time
Ah, but ya boy is far removed from anything modern!!
Loki_the_Trustworthy t1_j1r98sq wrote
I don't know much about them myself, so I'm not sure. If they can't survive in both, it could be he found it at the mouth of a river on the coast and didn't realize the need for saltwater himself, but I really don't remember the fine details. He was an elementary school teacher I had nearly 20 years ago, so the memory isn't fresh by any means.
Vast_Cricket t1_j1r994h wrote
frozen ?
Correct-Slide1522 t1_j1rooh3 wrote
Harvest the blood and live like a King !! 🥳
kegareta69 t1_j1tf8vw wrote
fish and turtles get frozen solid as a natural way to be during winter!
Wuntoothrie t1_j1tfrup wrote
Yeah, I mean, definitely not horseshoe crabs. Those puppies are dead like Liberace. I was just saying the comment didn't deserve so much hate (it was like -8 at the time I replied).
kegareta69 t1_j1tfuu5 wrote
yes, thank you :( it made me sad
rmmiz1 t1_j1tzbhb wrote
I remember studying for the UK citizenship exam.
For their scientific contributions, they tried to take credit for work done in international collaborations in Canada and Switzerland (when one team member had UK citizenship).
All the while, neglecting their own truly remarkable contributions to science, such as cryogenic freezing of hamsters and reanimation via microwaves.
It was truly sad, to see a people with such profound ignorance of of some of their best contributions to science, and such profound vanity and lack of self-awareness that they thought trying to claim credit for work supported by other nations was a good idea.
OorPancake t1_j1nrh2e wrote
They're the kind of creatures that wouldn't surprise me if they acted like nothing had happened to them when they naturally thaw out.