Im 33, but i need this

I tried it out. It actually really helps your brain learn how the cue ball hits and forms angles

They need to keep this behind the bar until about midnight. After that, you gotta use the drunk cue on the table

Dumb question but why would the table be damaged more if the cue ball was separate?

Because if you miss and push the stick into the table you can tear or stretch the felt

This exactly

We needed this when I was a child.

My dumbass friends and I thought the bridge was "easy mode" for hitting the balls.

We ended up putting a semi-permanent ping pong table over the pool table rofl

I've been clocked in the nuts by a cue ball twice. I agree with your reasoning and idea.