Akwing12 t1_j1f5uny wrote on December 23, 2022 at 9:27 PM

This will make a fun ER story for a nurse later today

red94daman t1_j1f60nd wrote on December 23, 2022 at 9:28 PM

Well, it will melt AND numb, so….

Theprincerivera t1_j1f6tgs wrote on December 23, 2022 at 9:34 PM

Ribbed for his pleasure

Akwing12 t1_j1f6vpe wrote on December 23, 2022 at 9:34 PM

More worried about puncture/perforation than just getting stuck. But I did consider the melting aspect.

FemaleNeth t1_j1f5ltr wrote on December 23, 2022 at 9:25 PM

I like what you got down there....

Fred__Weasley t1_j1f9ay9 wrote on December 23, 2022 at 9:52 PM

I know what we’re all thinking. Someone take one for the team

Longjumping-Wrap2540 t1_j1fcit2 wrote on December 23, 2022 at 10:16 PM

r/mildlypenis

Commercial-Cash4423 OP t1_j1ffitk wrote on December 23, 2022 at 10:41 PM

already posted it there haha

Longjumping-Wrap2540 t1_j1fhye5 wrote on December 23, 2022 at 11:00 PM

YES!!!

[deleted] t1_j1g7hfc wrote on December 24, 2022 at 2:25 AM

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MinerAC4 t1_j1f7evc wrote on December 23, 2022 at 9:38 PM

Looks like a dildo 😂

A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious t1_j1g7l2m wrote on December 24, 2022 at 2:25 AM

r/dildont

OldandKranky t1_j1f9qvq wrote on December 23, 2022 at 9:55 PM

You know what must be done.

OkSpecial4376 t1_j1ft4tj wrote on December 24, 2022 at 12:27 AM

Bounced on my boys ice stalagmite to this.

KingSizeKid t1_j1gsy45 wrote on December 24, 2022 at 5:48 AM

Enjoy!

Ionized_Rabbit t1_j1gt14o wrote on December 24, 2022 at 5:49 AM

nice chair

Own-Permission-9572 t1_j1h3vp5 wrote on December 24, 2022 at 8:06 AM

Frosty had a very very special gift he wanted to show the kids

ice stalagmite in our basement stairwell [OC]

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