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nemo1080 t1_j29tv3r wrote

The fucking Pythagorean theorem

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Renomont t1_j29wtv6 wrote

and I told my teacher I wouldn't need to use it.

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nemo1080 t1_j2a3us0 wrote

Can you imagine trying to tell Pythagoras that 1500 years in the future there's going to be a self-propelled metal wagon that runs on liquid dinosaur, and inside is his math work on the deck of a compartment that's used mainly to hold chew and Bush light?

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Equoniz t1_j2bgyio wrote

He would be extremely confused, as the first dinosaur bone was discovered over 2000 years after he died (he died about 2500 years ago).

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IrocDewclaw t1_j2dclhm wrote

Technically incorrect, it was 2000 yrs later when someone said hey, this could be an old animal, and not Dragons, Griffins, cyclops or unicorns.

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flickeraffect t1_j2e8e45 wrote

If I recall all the Pythagoras I read he would say something like...FUCK YEAH!!!

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nemo1080 t1_j2emzov wrote

Him and diagonies pretty much famous for partying

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