Submitted by lordbaronstein t3_10mnan1 in mildlyinteresting
Pooppourriiee t1_j63y99l wrote
Imagine being drunk and rushing to puke and you trip on the steps shitting your pants
OneWayOutBabe t1_j6442vw wrote
Or when you take that midnight shit, your elbows on your knees putting your legs to sleep, then you rise only to break both your arms and your ankles.
TheKittyIsSoBitty t1_j645542 wrote
Or you just fucking face plant. That’s what I’d do.
unko19 t1_j6490uc wrote
Yeah I can only see myself tripping on the bottom stair and cracking my skull on the toilet
boricimo t1_j65ue91 wrote
That’s what the sink is for
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