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IronGhost3373 t1_j6kxsiz wrote

Really isn't sunbleached enough. I wouldn't handle it without gloves.

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6lahzb wrote

There was a few limbs around it with skin and dried flesh on it. I didn't touch those

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Insufferablelol t1_j6lgwx3 wrote

Um it sure looks like the piece your touching has skin and dried flesh on it.

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[deleted] t1_j6kjuye wrote

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6ladrl wrote

I swear I was just holding it for a picture to try to get internet points...

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Badass-19 t1_j6m6kui wrote

OP is sentenced to 1 hour without reddit.

Court adjourned

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CyberNinja23 t1_j6ngm8c wrote

Judge goes onto reddit

Oh says here, straight to jail

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Empty-Librarian1595 t1_j6km56a wrote

oh thanks, was looking for that

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6lanxi wrote

If you still need it there was also some other body parts lying around

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MisterEMeats t1_j6lr1l5 wrote

Did you find a liver down there somewhere? I need a new one.

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6lr424 wrote

You can have mine

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MisterEMeats t1_j6lr6cc wrote

I promise I'll give it back when I'm done with it!

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6lrdl1 wrote

Nah I'm tired of this life. Keep it

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RRioter t1_j6m1me7 wrote

You okay bro?

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6m279j wrote

No, my wife left me a few years ago and my homeschool upbringing didn't equip me to talk to people irl

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MisterEMeats t1_j6m5qap wrote

I understand. My wife cheated on me and threw me out of the house last January. I'm not great with people IRL either.

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6m5xkq wrote

I'm sorry man. Have you been able to figure out what the next chapter looks like?

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MisterEMeats t1_j6m5zya wrote

Not yet. Still working on that. How about you?

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6m63io wrote

I spend lots of time running, like 20 hours a week. I got a second job and i post on Reddit a lot. So no

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MisterEMeats t1_j6njd60 wrote

I think we'll be ok. Getting over crap like this takes time. We just have to keep going.

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TJinAZ t1_j6myuny wrote

You've lost your nerve, haven't you?

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liminal_liminality t1_j6kl2uz wrote

Make it into a wizard's staff and roam the woods calling yourself a necromancer.

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bluehairbluetie t1_j6l327e wrote

I mean… that’s basically what I’ve done, except instead of roaming the woods I roam the occasional RenFaire with my necromancer staff 👀 Can confirm it makes you feel 20x more badass than roaming without one.

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wefwegfweg t1_j6m7chs wrote

Bro picked it up with his bare hands like it wasn’t attached to a decaying corpse just last week

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6m7k7l wrote

As the lyrical geniuses of lonely Island so eloquently said. YOLO

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DezPezInOz t1_j6lnix9 wrote

"Don't worry bro, I got your back"

.... thanks folks you've been a great crowd.

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TWITUS6969 t1_j6kk7hw wrote

you better hope that's not a human one

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6kni80 wrote

I hope it isn't

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datascience45 t1_j6koe2o wrote

It is not. The lower vertebrae of humans don't have ribs like that.

Source: feeling my own back.

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kylel999 t1_j6l29y1 wrote

Human pelvi also don't look anything like that. I'm betting on coyote.

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waehle-weise t1_j6nadm7 wrote

The spine looks too stiff for a coyote and the pedicles of the vertebrae in dogs are smaller. I would guess it's a deer.

Source: My degree in Veterinary medicine

Source 2: This is how "Rehrücken" (deer roast) looks on a plate https://ibb.co/0ZTT6VM

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waehle-weise t1_j6n7eh9 wrote

Human vertebrae have pedicles too. The pelvis and spine are way too small though for a human.

Source: Anatomy book

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iJustWantMyTaco t1_j6kn9zm wrote

Sorry I dropped it

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6knv3u wrote

Well i left it where i found it. Dm for the Google 📍

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Darklord_Bravo t1_j6lvrh6 wrote

Someone call Kevin McCarthy. They finally found his spine.

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notkeny t1_j6msdgo wrote

That you touched. With your bare hands.

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Doormatty t1_j6kjs3z wrote

Are you sure it's not an interestingly shaped rock?

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6kno4a wrote

If i left it in the steam I'm sure it eventually would be rock

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Doormatty t1_j6kobi2 wrote

There was a post a few days ago of someone finding a single vertebra, and thinking (at first) that it was a neat rock that just happened to look like a vertebra.

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Amonster101 t1_j6kr2la wrote

Why touch? Yucky

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6krmq7 wrote

I don't know, i pick up all kinds of things i find

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Irlydntknwwhyimhere t1_j6l2lny wrote

So you just think “what the hell, I’ll just pick up these dead animal parts?”

Seriously tho, I really hope you thoroughly cleaned your hands before touching anything else

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6l9yb3 wrote

I went home and ate chilie with my bare hands and had to take a full on shower after

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NicKlaus13 t1_j6kwmvf wrote

You can sell that to a chiropractor for top dollar!! Quick spit shine and it make a fine desk display!

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FeweF8 t1_j6ljgyj wrote

He found the corpse part? But he’s not even part of the race!

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hollth1 t1_j6mmix7 wrote

If you turn it sideways does it turn into a spine row?

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JM062696 t1_j6mmqur wrote

I can't imagine taking a nice walk, spotting a decaying spinal column, then picking it up with my bare hands

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avenger76 t1_j6kzyjz wrote

You found Hoffa!

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6l0lut wrote

I think his pelvis was larger than this, but I'm not sure. Maybe this is a rock

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_Goose_ t1_j6macud wrote

Put it down. That’s been inside something

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Designer-Mirror-7995 t1_j6nocdc wrote

Something that's actually mildly interesting. And cool.

Now, to the comments to find out what type animal!

Wow, thanks for the award!

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6noldi wrote

Based on a few threads we think it's either Jimmy Hoffa, a bird, or a rock.

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Designer-Mirror-7995 t1_j6npd4v wrote

A BIG bird, if so. But definitely not a rock anyway. Can't say 'bout Hoffa, anything is possible lol. They never found Jack either...

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Responsible-Agent-19 t1_j6nuwvn wrote

This isn't really sex, this isn't really life This isn't really anything I think I like

And I will not sit on broken glass Not for you or anyone I will not cut my ass

We have no reasons but we still have fun Down on the floor, baby, whisper my name

And when you rip my back to shreds I dig my boots into The soft remains of your spine

I want to savage Your spinal remains I want to savage Baby, your spinal remains In chains

This isn't really sex, this isn't really life This isn't really anything I think I like

And I will sit on broken glass Not for you or anyone I will not cut my fucking ass

I want to savage Baby, your spinal remains I want to savage Baby, your spinal remains They're making you change

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beccabootie t1_j6kspcx wrote

This happened from time to time where I used to live near a State park. The area had been a Native American graveyard.

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6laro3 wrote

Isn't the whole West a native American grave yard?

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HarryHacker42 t1_j6lod4x wrote

Whew!!! What died around here?

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6loh4r wrote

I think it was either a young deer or a coyote

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Ok-Mammoth1143 t1_j6lq1nu wrote

Well

It’s definitely not human so you didn’t find a murder victim

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radiation34 t1_j6m35nz wrote

Get a backbone and stop being a wimp.

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NerdWisdomYo t1_j6m7gl8 wrote

It looks like your taking a walk though mordor At least somewhere in middle earth

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6m7ow3 wrote

I live at the edge national Forest land on top of a hill overlooking a canyon. At the bottom of the canyon is a gravel pit. When the operation is in full swing it sounds like the fires of Mordor when they're making the orcs. The rest of the time it's pretty peaceful. When birds fly by I can often hear their wings flap. I spend most of the time on my own exploring and enjoying the desert.

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Kekus32 t1_j6mcvp6 wrote

That's a neat sword you got here!

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kiba87637 t1_j6mh3v2 wrote

I would give it to one of your co workers.

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Affectionate_Gur5607 t1_j6mx0fl wrote

My gamer instincts are telling me to use it as a legendary weapon

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TazocinTDS t1_j6mzyna wrote

Sub Zero Wins.

FATALITY.

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Redfish680 t1_j6n2vro wrote

Belonged to my boss…

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6n3jwu wrote

Found Justin Trudeau's secretary

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BuffaloFrend t1_j6n8jzs wrote

Judging by the size, I'd have to guess that is some kind of small mammal.

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Ionized_Rabbit t1_j6nfy0e wrote

obviously belonged to a chupacabra

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6ngja1 wrote

Why didn't i think of that? That's a far better title

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Preesi t1_j6nt7mh wrote

Okay this is getting creepy

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Chalkarts t1_j6nw49j wrote

Wrap it in plastic. Take it home. Forge a weapon infused with the power of death.

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Tesla_corp t1_j6o464w wrote

Nah man that’s a Lich sword

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6o6c4e wrote

I had a few more shots of it but this place doesn't allow gallery shots

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digitdaily1 t1_j6ocmpg wrote

Maybe don’t grab the spinal column

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areni2 t1_j6ol7x0 wrote

Bro where the hell you taking a walk, the mojave desert?

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dgs_crds t1_j6on9w0 wrote

i think it's a fish, to confirm that...

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watcher2390 t1_j6oxuxx wrote

You found my uncle 😢

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6oxxef wrote

I'm sorry, i think he might need to see a doctor

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rebeccamb t1_j6oy1tv wrote

Plenty of good meat left. Boil it up.

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6oy5ct wrote

And you got yourself a stew going... Okay Carl weathers

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Hyper_Grizzly t1_j6le8xh wrote

Excuse me, I think that’s mine, I dropped it a couple days ago. If you could return that would be great, I haven’t move in days.

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HortaNord t1_j6mc46q wrote

yes "found"

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ckduke1 OP t1_j6mcai9 wrote

Cough cough, it was just inside someone when i found it

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Psychopathic2412 t1_j6mcsxc wrote

Put sime tape on it for the grip and you got yourself a murder weapon. Imagine you ginna kill someone with that and you just gon"I have a bone to pick with you."

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kwibu t1_j6n1wwm wrote

It's a spinal column. Yuck!

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RHAmaxis t1_j6pge3s wrote

Sure.. "found"...

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ChaseTheMystic t1_j6lsfcp wrote

OP don't do anything with that until I pm you

Do you have venmo

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